Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Life & Style
Satoshi Nakamoto Unmasked: Who is Satoshi Nakamoto
After years of speculation and investigation, a group of cryptocurrency enthusiasts were able to track down the elusive Nakamoto in a small, unremarkable house…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Suicide Silence Announces New Album ‘Silent No More’: Band Set to Break World Record for Loudest Silence
In a shocking turn of events, heavy metal band Suicide Silence has announced their newest album, “Silent No More.” Fans of the band were…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
From Walmart to Wall Street- My Accidental Journey as a Soundcloud Rapper
It all started one fateful day at Walmart. As I was strolling the aisle looking for the best deals, I noticed a microphone tucked…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Taliban’s Hostage Thriller ‘Captive Hearts’ Steals the Show at Sundance Film Festival
Park City, UT – The Sundance Film Festival was rocked to its core on Friday when the Taliban’s latest film, “Captive Hearts,” premiered to…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Go All Out To Ask For Privacy
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have gone to extreme lengths to ask the media to respect their privacy. In a recent press conference, the…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Skrillex Unveils New Look: A Haircut
In a bold move that has left the electronic music community reeling, Skrillex has debuted a new look: a haircut. “I was tired of…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Fantastic News: Toaster and Daft Punk Collaborate on #1 Hit Song of 2023
In a surprising turn of events, the beloved French electronic music duo Daft Punk and a sentient toaster named Billy have released the song…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Andrew Tate’s ‘Matrix’ Realization: Keanu Reeves Nowhere to be Found
Selff-proclaimed “alpha male” Andrew Tate is reportedly having a crisis of faith after realizing that the Matrix may not, in fact, be holding him…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
This Cute Dog Was the Best Behaved Celebrity of 2022. Good Boi
In a year filled with scandals, drama, and outrageous behavior from the rich and famous, there was one celebrity who stood out above the…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Lars Ulrich Sues Universe for Copyright Infringement
Lars Ulrich, the outspoken drummer of heavy metal band Metallica, has filed a lawsuit against the entire universe for copyright infringement. In a press…
· By Martin Finch