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Author: Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks writes about music, touring culture, online fandom, and artists explaining why the weird merch bundle was actually necessary.
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Breakthrough: Drake’s Three New Albums Cure His Dad’s Cancer
After generations of costly medical research, doctors are finally confronting the possibility that Drake's triple-album release did what oncology could not.
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Mission Accomplished: Aqua Announces Breakup After Confirming World Can Handle Ken Parts From Here
The Danish-Norwegian pop group said humanity has finally developed enough wedding uncles, cruise DJs, and office-party men in shiny shirts to continue the work.
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Bad News: Travis Scott Just Announced Another Music Festival For Paramedics To Clear Their Weekend For
The new event promises music, merch, sponsor tents, and enough crowd-control dread to make every trauma nurse in the county stare silently at a…
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No Refunds: The Smashing Pumpkins Clarify Rats In A Cage Tour Will Be Exactly That
Fans expecting a normal anniversary tour have been reminded that the name was printed very clearly on the poster.
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Oh, Sleeper Announces First Album Since Bloodied / Unbowed, Promises “Most Grounded And Mature Material Yet”
Oh, Sleeper announces a new album that appears to be mostly about buying a house and surviving the housing market.
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Sickening: Oli Sykes Rewarded Bring Me The Horizon’s Most Loyal Front-Row Fans By Urinating Directly Onto Them
Bring Me The Horizon fans at the barricade got a little more intimacy than the VIP package promised.
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Fear Factory Guitarist Dino Cazares Now Refers To Australia As “The Big Outback Zoo” After Developing Concerning Attachment To Kangaroos
Fear Factory guitarist Dino Cazares prepares for Australia by entering a full marsupial spiral involving kangaroos, Tim Tams, and drop-G Outback theory.
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Review: Periphery’s ‘A Pale White Dot’ Sounds Like A Gaming PC Trying To Win Custody
Periphery's new album is huge, immaculate, and emotionally structured like a custody hearing conducted inside a $14,000 gaming PC.
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Drake’s Three New Albums Are So Bad Trump Needs To Send Troops To Canada Immediately
After Drake dropped Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour, several officials became convinced Canada had lost control of its most dangerous export.
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Violet Grohl’s “Be Sweet To Me” Has A Bug In The Cake: Record Review
Violet Grohl's debut album is sweet, suspicious, and badly in need of someone checking under the frosting for witnesses.
