Free Speech: X Premium Tier Lets Users Buy One Personal Reply From Elon Blaming Their Divorce On Wokeness
The platform said the feature gives paying users a rare chance to feel seen by the richest man misunderstanding their life.
X has launched a premium tier that lets users buy one personal reply from Elon Musk explaining why their divorce was caused by wokeness.
Subscribers upload a short description of the marriage, two screenshots of texts, and any evidence that their spouse ever used the phrase "basic decency." The platform then generates a reply from Musk connecting the collapse to censorship, low birth rates, or a Brazilian judge.
"People come to X for truth," said product monetization lead Niles Varro. "Sometimes truth means a billionaire telling a 43-year-old HVAC contractor that his wife left because DEI got into the laminate flooring industry."
The company said the reply is not guaranteed to help in mediation but may perform well with accounts that have skull avatars and strong opinions about seed oils.
X is also testing a family-court add-on where Grok drafts a custody schedule entirely around podcast appearances.
