Archive
Month: June 2023
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Entertainment
Prince Harry: ‘I Did Bath Salts with John McAfee, Killed 25 People in Apache Attack Helicopter’
Prince Harry has admitted that he not only partook in recreational bath salts with tech mogul John McAfee but then proceeded to take part…
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Music
Gwen Stefani: The Savior of Millennial Spelling Abilities?
It’s a fact of life that most millennials can’t spell to save their lives. From misspelling basic words like “definitely” to inventing new words…
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Music
Bono Finds What He’s Been Looking For After Years of Searching!
It’s been a long and winding road for U2 frontman Bono, but after years of searching for something he couldn’t quite put his finger…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk and Joe Rogan Debate Over Who Can Blow The Most Smoke… Out of a Rocket
In an utterly shocking episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the pixie-haired tech wizard, Elon Musk, hopscotched on to the stage to challenge the…
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Life & Style
Local Psychopath Terrifies Neighborhood by Not Rinsing Plates Before Putting Them in the Dishwasher
Residents of a quiet suburban neighborhood are living in fear after discovering that one of their own is a psychopath who doesn’t rinse plates…
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Music
Vessel from Sleep Token Invited Me To His House and It Spiralled Into a 16 Week Slumber Land Nightmare!
When I got the golden invite to interview Vessel, the enigmatic frontman of the mystic band Sleep Token, I expected plenty of oddities –…
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Opinion
Help! This Parrot I Adopted from an Animal Shelter Won’t Stop Singing Creed Songs
It was supposed to be an act of kindness: I adopted a parrot from an animal shelter. But I hadn’t counted on the parrot’s…
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Gaming
Starfield: An Intergalactic Potatocalypse! (a review)
Rating: 4.3 Potatoes out of 5 If you ever wondered what it’d be like to take our humble earthbound spuds on an intense interstellar…
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Entertainment
LeBron James’ Diplomatic Dunk: NBA Star’s Surprising Praise of the CCP Leaves Fans and Critics in a Spin!
In a recent interview that left fans and critics alike scratching their heads, NBA superstar LeBron James dropped a slam dunk of a statement…
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Music
Buckethead Finally Reveals His True Identity
The world was in shock today as the mysterious and enigmatic Buckethead finally revealed his true identity to the public. For decades, the enigmatic…
