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Patton Oswalt Admits to Scripting His Appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy! – ‘I Wanted to Make Sure I Won’

Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt shocked the world yesterday when he admitted to scripting his appearance on the highly-anticipated game show “Celebrity Jeopardy.”

In a statement released to the press, Oswalt confessed that he was so determined to win the competition that he took matters into his own hands. “Let’s be real, I’m not exactly known for my vast knowledge of random trivia,” he said. “So, I figured, why not just write down the answers beforehand?

Oswalt said he wanted to “give the people what they want,” explaining that viewers tune in to game shows to see their favorite celebrities come out on top. “Plus, I mean, it’s not like the other contestants were exactly playing fair either,” he added with a smirk.

Critics were quick to react, with many calling Oswalt’s actions “disgraceful” and “a blow to the integrity of the game show industry.” However, fans of the comedian seemed unphased, with some even going so far as to say that Oswalt’s scripted appearance made the show more entertaining.

One fan stated, “I mean, who wants to watch a bunch of smarty pants show off their knowledge anyway? This is a game show, not a history exam.

Despite the mixed reactions, Oswalt seems unapologetic about his actions, saying that he has “no regrets” about scripting his appearance. “I may not have won the competition, but I sure as hell won the hearts of America,” he quipped.

In the end, it seems that Oswalt has once again proven that he’s not afraid to take risks and push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in the entertainment industry. Whether you love or hate him, you’ve got to admit that the guy knows how to make a statement.

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