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Music
NPR Apologizes After Alex Jones’ Tiny Desk Concert Spirals Out of Control
In a shocking turn of events, NPR was forced to apologize after a Tiny Desk Concert with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones went awry. The…
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Reviews
We Bought a Leaked Copy of Periphery V: Djent Is Not a Genre From a Street Vendor in Mexico and Reviewed It
In the age of digital music, it’s becoming harder and harder for music fans to find a good physical copy of their favorite album.…
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Music
Burger King announces new marketing campaign: A Burger King death metal band
The fast-food giant Burger King turned the fast-food world on its head and stomped on it today when it announced it was forming its…
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Music
Mark Holcomb, Djent Grandmaster, Takes Down ‘Djent Shitposting Group’ in Epic Game of Checkmate
On Tuesday, the internet was abuzz when legendary Djent guitarist Mark Holcomb took the stage to publicly challenge the “Djent Shitposting” Facebook group to…
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Entertainment
Netflix Cancels ‘1899’ in Wake of Outrage Over Penis Statue Sculpting
In a move that comes as no surprise to viewers, Netflix announced today they have cancelled the show 1899 after a series of outcries…
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Music
BTS Fans Divided as Group Possibly Plotting Military Coup
It appears that the beloved K-Pop group BTS is stirring up some controversy, but not for their music. Rumors are swirling that the group…
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Music
Emmure Frontman Frankie Palmeri is Opening Up A Haunted Bookstore
Frankie Palmeri, frontman of the band Emmure, is opening a new haunted bookstore in his hometown of Queens, New York. The store, dubbed “Frankie’s…
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Music
Bad Bunny Shows No Mercy with Fan’s Phone in the Dominican Republic, kills innocent bird
Adivina… fuaaaap pic.twitter.com/T96HighoxQ — Felix Victorino (@donfelixSPM) January 2, 2023 Popular Latin music artist, Bad Bunny, has just solidified his name in the minds…
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Opinion
The Beatles Never Tuned Down to Drop F#, and That’s Why They Broke Up
Unsurprisingly, The Beatles were one of the most influential bands of all time. Admittedly, they didn’t have much competition then, so people didn’t know…
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Life & Style
Local Psychopath Pays Full Ticket Price Just to See The Support Act
Local resident and certified psychopath John Smith has shocked townspeople with his latest financial decision. Smith purchased a full-price ticket to a concert featuring…
