Politics

Move Over Biden, 13-Year-Old Prodigy Announces Presidential Bid for 2060

A 13-year-old child from middle America announced his candidacy for President of the United States in 2060. The precocious young lad, who prefers to…

Politics

World Leaders on Edge as Joe Biden Endorses ICC Warrant, Vladimir Putin Pledges to Turn Himself In After One Last Ride on Bear

In a move that could have been ripped straight from a Hollywood spy thriller, President Joe Biden has officially welcomed the International Criminal Court’s…

Music

Kanye’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams: Yeezy Shoes and CDs Now Sold by the Man Himself on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame

Hollywood, CA – In a scene with fans and foes shaking their heads, Kanye West, the once-untouchable music mogul, has been spotted peddling Yeezy…

Politics

Air Force One Touches Down, World Leaders Tremble as Biden Debuts the Presidential Hokey Pokey

President Joe Biden sent shockwaves through the global community by exiting Air Force One and immediately launching into a groundbreaking Hokey Pokey performance. International…

Music

The Secret Taylor Swift Fan: ‘I Don’t Like Pop Music’ He Says, As He Sings ‘Shake It Off’

Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed ‘pop-hater’, has been fooling his friends and family for years. He’s always been very vocal about his dislike for radio…

Music

Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying Blames Steroids for Slumping Ticket Sales

San Diego, CA – As ticket sales for As I Lay Dying’s latest tour continue to nosedive, frontman Tim Lambesis has resorted to an…

Life & Style

The Great St. Paddy’s Conspiracy: Liver Specialists Caught Green-Handed in Creating World’s Booziest Holiday

Dublin, Ireland – As the world dons green attire, chugs copious amounts of beer and pretends to be Irish for a day, a shocking…

Life & Style

Elon Musk Seizes Control of World with Terror Drones

In a shocking move of global domination, tech mogul Elon Musk has unleashed his army of terror drones and has seized control of the…

Politics

Ukraine on the Brink of Victory: Just a Few More Dollars and Your Hilarious Memes to Crush Russia!

Kyiv, Ukraine – In an unprecedented development, Ukraine has declared that it’s just a few dollars short of achieving total victory in the war…

Music

Ronnie Radke the Andrew Tate of Alt Music Gets Himself Cancelled: A Story of Misogyny, Racism, and Terrible Music.

Las Vegas, NV – Ronnie Radke, the lead singer of Falling in Reverse, has found himself in hot water yet again. This time, it’s…