Science & Technology

Crypto Scammers Hack Linus Tech Tips: Fans Devastated by Channel’s Swift Return

Vancouver, BC – Fans of the popular YouTube channel Linus Tech Tips were recently thrown for a loop when the account was hacked by…

Politics

Ted Cruz Dodges Zodiac Accusations as Trump Indictment Grabs Spotlight: Snack Attacks Ensue

Washington, D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz can finally breathe a sigh of relief as Donald Trump’s recent New York indictment rumors have captured the…

Politics

Donald Trump to Be Indicted for Leaving Toilet Seat Up in 2017

New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg for the heinous crime of leaving…

Life & Style

Special Investigation: Vegan Who Refuses to Use Fluoride Toothpaste, Eat Meat, or Anything Unnatural Definitely Going to Take MDMA Pills Made in a Bathtub, Later Tonight at a Club

Self-proclaimed “pure” vegan was caught on camera purchasing a bag of illegal MDMA pills, made in a bathtub, at a club later tonight. The…

Politics

Big Apple Turned Orange: Donald Trump Seizes Control of NYPD and Declares Himself King of New York

New York, NY – In a masterful display of political maneuvering, former President Donald Trump has seized control of the New York Police Department,…

Music

Father John Misty Becomes Priest After Years of Singing Profanities

After years of singing profanities and writing songs about the dark side of life, singer-songwriter Father John Misty has decided to take a new…

Music

Nickelback Shocked to Learn That People Have Hated Their Music for Years

Nickelback was in for a surprise when they learned that people have disliked their music for years. Bandleader Chad Kroeger had this to say:…

Music

Dr Dre Forced to Admit He’s Not a Real Doctor After Failing to Save Fan’s Life at Eminem Concert

A shocking revelation has come to light that Dr Dre, a legendary rapper and producer, is not a licensed medical doctor. The truth came…

Politics

Trump Goes Bananas: Former President Announces 2024 Banana Stand Campaign

Former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to run for the highest office in the land in 2024 – from the helm of…

Life & Style

Special Report: KFC’s Secret Recipe Finally Exposed, We’re Now On the Run

Vanflip has obtained a copy of the long-sought-after KFC 11 herbs and spices recipe in an exclusive scoop. After months of digging and piecing…