Science & Technology

Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt

Silicon Valley, CA – Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions…

Entertainment

You Thought You Were Safe? Think Again! Blockbuster Rises From the Ashes to Collect Overdue Fees…With Interest!

PORTLAND, Oregon – Just when you thought it was safe to toss out your dusty VCR, the once-mighty Blockbuster Video has risen like a…

Music

We Asked Pharrell Williams About 9/11, and His Answers Will Make You Question Everything You Thought You Knew

Los Angeles, CA – Multi-talented musician and producer Pharrell Williams has decided to share his thoughts on the tragic events of September 11, 2001.…

Music

We Gave Dave Grohl the Ultimate Permission: To Punch Us in the Mouth and Kick Us in the Balls, Here’s Why!

It’s not every day that you get to be graced by the presence of a rock legend, let alone have him punch you in…

Politics

Puff Daddy: If Donald Trump Is So Bad, Why Does He Look So Good In These Stylish Puffer Vests?

New York, NY – In a world where your fashion choices can make or break your public image, one man stands tall in the…

Life & Style

Man Starts Argument with Wife in Parking Lot of Popeye’s Over Which Fried Chicken is Best

Filed under: marital discord A man was caught on camera starting an argument with his wife in the parking lot of a Popeye’s chicken…

Science & Technology

Forget ElonJet! This New App Tells You When Elon Musk Takes a Dump

In a world where tech CEOs are constantly under the microscope, one app is boldly going where no app has gone before – straight…

Life & Style

You Asked, They Listened: Netflix Has Announced They’re Bringing Back Radioshack Stores

Silicon Valley, CA – In a move that has left industry experts scratching their heads and ’80s enthusiasts dancing in the streets, streaming giant…

Music

Born of Osiris Caught Red-Handed: Not Even Related to Osiris!

(Chicago, IL) – In a revelation that has shaken the music world to its very core, it has come to light that metal band…

Life & Style

Wendy’s Announces Plan to End World Hunger with Unlimited Baconator Fries

Today, fast food giant Wendy’s announced that they will end world hunger with their new unlimited Baconator fries. “We’ve been working on this for…