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Music
Coachella Announces Knocked Loose As Part of 2023 Lineup, Crowd Asks “Who?”
It’s no secret that Coachella is the go-to music festival for discovering the latest and greatest bands, but this year festival-goers may be scratching…
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Music
Hipsters Celebrate as Neutral Milk Hotel Announces Vinyl Box Set Release
In a move that has sent hipsters across the world into a frenzy of excitement, beloved indie-rock band Neutral Milk Hotel has announced plans…
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Music
Rod Stewart’s Birthday Cake: Blended For Easier Chewing
Today marks the 78th birthday of legendary singer Rod Stewart and in order to ensure he has the best day possible, his friends have…
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Entertainment
Jared Leto’s Relaxing Shoulder Rubs Leave Us Suspicious
Jared Leto is known for taking his roles to the next level, and his latest venture is no different. The actor has been spotted…
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Life & Style
Cardinal George Pell’s Last Tweet From Hell
Cardinal George Pell, the former Vatican treasurer, who has passed away at the age of 81 due to complications from hip surgery, took to…
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Music
Protest the Hero Takes Protesting to a Whole New Level with Upcoming Album, 8 Songs Already Done
The band Protest the Hero is taking their love of protesting to a whole new level with their upcoming album. The group has already…
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Life & Style
Jordan Peterson Weeps, Woke Left Desecrates Sacred Canadian Maple Syrup, Gender Pronouns and Barista with Horrifying Consequences
The world was stunned today as famed clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson, the champion of free speech, was seen weeping uncontrollably outside a café in…
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Music
Joe Biden’s Bedtime Favourites: A Collection of Nursery Rhymes to Put the President to Sleep
As the United States continues to grapple with inflation and global uncertainty, our beloved President Joe Biden is working tirelessly to ensure the nation’s…
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Entertainment
Jeremy Clarkson Trends on Twitter, Sadly He’s Still Alive
The internet was abuzz today as the name Jeremy Clarkson began trending on Twitter. Fans of the former Top Gear host eagerly clicked on…
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Entertainment
Hugh Jackman Denies Taking Steroids, Says He Achieved His Wolverine Physique The Old Fashioned Way: Personal Trainer, Dietician, Expensive Supplements and Chef
Hugh Jackman, famous for portraying the iconic superhero Wolverine in the X-Men film series, has denied ever taking steroids to build his muscular physique.…
