It's the office Christmas party, and everyone is gathered around the refreshment table. Platters of snacks, cookies, and other festive treats abound. But there's one thing that's caught everyone's attention:…
In what could only be described as a heroic feat of culinary daring or the early onset of senility, local granddad Jerry "The Iron Stomach" Henderson has defied all logic…
Hold on to your traditional gender roles, folks, because Auntie Anne’s is kneading out the binary with its latest woke bake: the "Gender Neutral" pretzel. That’s right; in a move…
Roll up, roll up, and feast your eyes on the latest spectacle to hit the boulevards of Hollywood—a cavalcade of pint-sized prima donnas has taken to the streets. Their demands…
Wizards of Wall Street, hold onto your broomsticks and get ready for this latest magical mishap: JK Rowling, the literary sorceress who famously penned the trials and tribulations of a…
In a world where getting jabbed has become the new norm, one local man took "shooting up" to a whole new level. Meet Jerry, a 42-year-old self-proclaimed "health nut" who,…
A controversial shift is shaking the gaming world to its core, Rockstar Games has announced the latest installment of its notoriously action-packed series, "Grand Theft Auto 6". But here's the…
So, Sam Altman, the tech mogul, suddenly finds himself booted from the high and mighty throne of OpenAI. What does he do? Does he retreat into a life of quiet…
Comedy legend John Cleese has 'confessed' to a crime most foul – the ‘murder’ of comedy in the 1980s. That’s right, folks, the Monty Python star has come clean about…
OpenAI, the company behind the brainiac AI everyone won't shut up about, has given its CEO Sam Altman the boot, replacing him with a smart fridge. Yes, you read that…
