NEW YORK, NY - Tosin Abasi, the enigmatic and suave motherfucker from the progressive metal band Animals As Leaders, has finally revealed his secret to achieving musical success.
For years,…
Last night, I found myself in the most unbelievable situation of my life: I did cocaine with the one and only Lana Del Rey at this popular LA nightclub that…
Renowned progressive metal guitarist Misha Mansoor, better known by his stage name "Bulb," was caught red-handed in a scandalous orgy with a group of devoted Periphery fans, leading to the…
Falling In Reverse's enigmatic frontman, Ronnie Radke, has recently been caught in a controversy following a series of inexplicable public urination incidents. As expected, Radke's devoted fans rally behind their…
In a world where a massive, glowing corporate emblem has replaced the sun, and the air we breathe is as thick and viscous as a freshly served pumpkin spice latte,…
The nation teetered on the edge of economic collapse in the sun-drenched expanse known as Australia—home to kangaroos, Vegemite, and an alarming variety of deadly spiders. Desperation had seeped into…
Corey Taylor, the Slipknot frontman known for his insightful commentary on everything from the existential dread of existence to the correct method of eating spaghetti, has finally offered his much-anticipated…
Buckle up for a journey into the latest auditory anomaly unleashed by the paradoxically named Silent Planet with their album SUPERBLOOM. This album screams (literally) the botanical fact: flowers, too,…
Jordan Fish, the synth maestro of Bring Me The Horizon, has inked a historic multi-year contract with rival band Architects. The contract, rumored to be written on recycled, vegan-friendly parchment,…
