Music

Mike Portnoy Launches Secret Chocolate Bar Assault

Mike Portnoy, the famous rock drummer and vocalist for the band Dream Theater, has recently launched a daring assault on a secret chocolate bar.…

Entertainment

Chris Rock’s Latest Comedy Sketch is a Bust

Audiences worldwide recently experienced a new kind of comedy from the famous stand-up, Chris Rock. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the kind of comedy that Rock…

Life & Style

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It’s a tough time to be Conor McGregor. The former UFC champion and notorious trash-talker has been on a downward spiral for months now,…

Opinion

Whoa: I went to a Billy Eilish concert that turned into a political rally and now I’m a Democratic party supporter

Somehow, I found myself at a Billy Eilish concert recently. I knew some of her songs from the radio and I didn’t pay for…

Entertainment

Jake Paul Asks Girlfriend’s Boyfriend to Open Jar, Another Crushing Defeat for YouTuber Turned Boxer

In yet another sign of his decline, YouTuber turned boxer Jake Paul was caught on camera asking his girlfriend’s boyfriend to open a jar…

Entertainment

Mr Beast Takes Capitalism to the Next Level with Request for Free Labor

Popular YouTube star and philanthropist Mr Beast has done it again, folks. He’s found a new and innovative way to push the limits of…

Opinion

I Can’t Wait for the Day When All the Ice Caps Melt and I Can Enjoy My Ocean Views!

As a boomer, I’ve spent my fair share of time on this planet, and I have to say, I’m getting a little tired of…

Music

Metal Band Sees The Error Of Their Ways After Taking Down Tabs From Ultimate Guitar

The metal band, Megalithic Destruction recently made a huge mistake when they asked Ultimate Guitar to take down guitar tabs for their older songs.…

Life & Style

Starbucks Customers Rejoice as Frog in Coffee Machine Boosts Flavor

In what constitutes many violations of the local health code, a frog somehow found its way into a Starbucks coffee machine and got trapped.…

Music

The National’s New Song ‘Tropic Morning News’ So Boring, It Puts Listeners to Sleep!

Indie rock band The National has just released a new song from their upcoming album, First Two Pages of Frankenstein. Titled “Tropic Morning News,”…