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Tool Announces New Album, Releasing May 10, 2029 – Fans Wonder If They’ll Live Long Enough to Hear It

In a long-awaited announcement that has left fans both excited and skeptical, prog rock band Tool has revealed that they will be releasing a…

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Avenged Sevenfold Has a Special Announcement For Their Fans: ‘Fuck You, We’re on Acid!’

Avenged Sevenfold, have released their latest sonic onslaught with a heartfelt message for their fans: “Fuck you.” Their new album, titled “Life Is But…

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Elvis Costello is getting sick and tired of telling people, “No, I’m not that Elvis. You’re thinking of the other Elvis.”

Despite his impressive musical career and numerous accolades, the legendary singer-songwriter is constantly overshadowed by the other Elvis, who just happened to be a…

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Lies Exposed: Stevie T admits Jared Dines is a fictional character he created for content ideas

In a shocking twist of events, it has been revealed that internet sensation and YouTube guitar guru, Stevie T, has been lying to us…

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Metallica Fans Left Stunned As Lars Ulrich Shocks Audience By Removing Prosthetic Limb From Orphan Child During St. Anger Performance

Metallica fans were shocked during the band’s most recent concert after Lars Ulrich stunned the audience by removing a prosthetic limb from an orphan…

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Wake Dollar: The Band That Hides Behind Masks Because They’re All Cancelled Musicians

Filed under: not Sleep Token Up-and-coming band Wake Dollar has decided to hide behind masks at all times in order to conceal the fact…

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Slipknot Finally Admits: We’re Not Actually a Band About Tying Knots

After years of confusion and misunderstandings, Slipknot, the Grammy-award-winning heavy metal band, has finally come clean about their true identity. In a shocking press…

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Lorna Shore Conspiracy Revealed: Band Just a Group of Robots Controlled by the Government

It turns out that the deathcore band Lorna Shore is not made up of flesh and blood human beings but rather a group of…

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Mike Tyson’s ‘Wise’ Insight into the Music Industry Leaves Everyone Baffled

After an in-depth interview with the legendary Mike Tyson, it appears the only insight he had to offer into the future of the music…

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EPIC FAIL: Periphery Plays Entire Gig Without Realizing Their Instruments Were Replaced With a Macbook Pro

Periphery recently performed an entire gig without realizing that their instruments had been mysteriously replaced with a Macbook Pro. The band had just begun…