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Ville Valo Shocked as Bam Margera Transforms into Barista Monster

Finnish singer-songwriter Ville Valo was shocked to discover the transformation of his long-time friend, the American skateboarder and TV personality Bam Margera. In a…

Music

Does Frank Ocean Realize He Is Headlining Coachella 2023?

It’s a perplexing question that many fans of Frank Ocean have been left asking after it was announced that the elusive singer-songwriter is set…

Music

Paramedics on Standby as Travis Scott is Announced as Headliner for Bonaroo 2024 In Accidental Leak

The Bonaroo 2023 line-up has only just been released, but in a huge oopsie daisy moment, the organizers accidentally revealed Travis Scott will be…

Music

Coachella Announces Knocked Loose As Part of 2023 Lineup, Crowd Asks “Who?”

It’s no secret that Coachella is the go-to music festival for discovering the latest and greatest bands, but this year festival-goers may be scratching…

Music

Hipsters Celebrate as Neutral Milk Hotel Announces Vinyl Box Set Release

In a move that has sent hipsters across the world into a frenzy of excitement, beloved indie-rock band Neutral Milk Hotel has announced plans…

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Rod Stewart’s Birthday Cake: Blended For Easier Chewing

Today marks the 78th birthday of legendary singer Rod Stewart and in order to ensure he has the best day possible, his friends have…

Entertainment

Jared Leto’s Relaxing Shoulder Rubs Leave Us Suspicious

Jared Leto is known for taking his roles to the next level, and his latest venture is no different. The actor has been spotted…

Life & Style

Cardinal George Pell’s Last Tweet From Hell

Cardinal George Pell, the former Vatican treasurer, who has passed away at the age of 81 due to complications from hip surgery, took to…

Music

Protest the Hero Takes Protesting to a Whole New Level with Upcoming Album, 8 Songs Already Done

The band Protest the Hero is taking their love of protesting to a whole new level with their upcoming album. The group has already…

Life & Style

Jordan Peterson Weeps, Woke Left Desecrates Sacred Canadian Maple Syrup, Gender Pronouns and Barista with Horrifying Consequences

The world was stunned today as famed clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson, the champion of free speech, was seen weeping uncontrollably outside a café in…