Music

Lamb of God Unleashes Wrath of Baa-dassery Upon Unsuspecting Fans

Fans of the heavy metal band Lamb of God have been left in a state of shock following their latest show. Reports of the…

Entertainment

Alleged Rapist Percy Hynes White Has a Tiny Penis, Shocks Fans of Hit Netflix Series Wednesday

Updated story: Percy Hynes White Lubricates Up for Toughest Acting Challenge Yet: Prison Percy Hynes White, the heartthrob star of the hit Netflix series…

Music

Noel and Liam Gallagher Are Setting Aside Their Differences to Help the Local Area Predator Lure Unsuspecting Victims Into a White Van

Liam and Noel Gallagher, two brothers forever at odds, have put their differences aside to help the local area predator lure unsuspecting victims in…

Reviews

Christian Pastor Reviews: Paramore’s “This Is Why” is a Testament to Unholy Music

As a proud Christian youth pastor, I must admit that I was not entirely happy to have to review Paramore’s new album, “This Is…

Life & Style

Joe Biden Just Discovered Andrew Tate’s Videos, Now Wants to Be Known as ‘Chad Biden’

Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has announced that he will now be known as “Chad Biden” after discovering internet personality Andrew Tate’s videos…

Music

Kids Revert to Prehistoric Times After Listening to CDs

In today’s digital age, it can be hard to imagine that a simple CD could profoundly affect people. But a group of researchers at…

Life & Style

Jackson, Mississippi in the Midst of Water Shortage, Gatorade Steps Up with Generous Offer of 2 Free Bottles per Resident

Residents of Jackson, Mississippi are in the midst of a dire water crisis after floods in August 2022 affected the city’s water supply. But…

Quizes

Quiz: Are You a St Anger or a Ride the Lightning Snare Drum? Find Out Now!

Do you often feel like you’re out of sync with the rest of the world, like you’re not quite the same as everyone else?…

Life & Style

Andrew Tate Gives Romanian Prison 1 Star On Yelp, Citing ‘Lackluster Accommodations’

Andrew Tate, the notorious self-made millionaire and world-renowned socialite, has issued a scathing one-star review on Yelp for a Romanian prison. “I expected a…

Music

Cult Initiation Through the Mail: Welcome to Doomsday Music

We’ve all heard about those strange cults that make their members wear strange robes and dance around campfires chanting strange incantations. But who knew…