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Billionaire philanthropist George Soros has swooped in to save the floundering New York Times from the embarrassment of losing its coveted blue checkmark on Twitter. After the newspaper refuses to…

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Apr 2023

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Elon Musk’s Generous Clown-Face Gift Leaves New York Times Red-Nosed and Speechless!

New York, NY - The New York Times Twitter account has lost its coveted blue checkmark after refusing to pay a measly $7 monthly fee. The verification badge, intended to…

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Apr 2023

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Bitcoin Plunges to Unseen Depths, Hodlers Insist It’s Just Practicing Limbo for the Afterparty!

As the price of Bitcoin, the digital currency that's one power outage away from oblivion, spirals downward into the abyss of financial despair, its most passionate admirers – the hodlers…

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Mar 2023

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10 Shocking Siri Features They Don’t Want You to Know About: Siri’s Secret Life Exposed!

PALO ALTO, CA – As it turns out, your trusty iPhone assistant Siri may be hiding some mind-boggling features that will make you question everything you know about technology. We've…

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Mar 2023

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Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt

Silicon Valley, CA - Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions in search of spare change. The…

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Mar 2023

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Forget ElonJet! This New App Tells You When Elon Musk Takes a Dump

In a world where tech CEOs are constantly under the microscope, one app is boldly going where no app has gone before – straight into the toilet. "ElonPoop," the newest…

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Mar 2023

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Guy Sebastian’s Wuhan Connection: Unraveling the Singer’s Ties to the COVID-19 Pandemic

Wuhan, China - A growing body of evidence is beginning to suggest that Australian pop star Guy Sebastian's November 2019 visit to Wuhan may have had a more significant impact…

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Mar 2023

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CFTC Slaps Binance with Lawsuit: CZ Defiantly Proclaims ‘Funds SAFU’ While Boarding Jet with Suitcases of Cold Wallets

Bahamas – The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has filed a lawsuit against Binance and its CEO, Changpeng Zhao (CZ), accusing them of willfully evading U.S. laws and offering unregistered…

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Mar 2023

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The Crypto-CEO Life: Binance Pauses Trading While CZ Jets Off with Suitcases of Cash

In a move that has both cryptocurrency enthusiasts and skeptics shaking their heads in disbelief, Binance, the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange, has temporarily suspended trading. But don't panic, dear readers!…

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Mar 2023

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Crypto Scammers Hack Linus Tech Tips: Fans Devastated by Channel’s Swift Return

Vancouver, BC - Fans of the popular YouTube channel Linus Tech Tips were recently thrown for a loop when the account was hacked by crypto scammers, leading to a temporary…