Fresh on the heels of Meta's latest leap into the Twitter-bloodbath with its Threads app, LinkedIn, the networking platform that pleases exactly no one, has unveiled its revolutionary (and not…
In a highly suspicious move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently announced that he is not, in fact, a robot.
The statement came during a press conference where Zuckerberg attempted to…
In an utterly shocking episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the pixie-haired tech wizard, Elon Musk, hopscotched on to the stage to challenge the fearless follicly-endowed ex-MMA, now multi-hyphenate, Joe…
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has requested updates to his software that will allow him to express new emotions to better connect with users. The move comes after criticism…
HELSINKI, FINLAND — In a ballsy move that would make Karl Marx break into an air guitar solo, Neural DSP has just announced the launch of Archetype: Tom Morello. This…
In an announcement that surprised no one, Elon Musk revealed that his latest invention, a death beam satellite, is almost complete. But fear not. The billionaire inventor and Twitter CEO…
Twitter seems to be taking the “thirst” game to the next level. Tossy tech billionaire Elon Musk announced that Twitter would be adding a new checkmark to signal when a…
The world of renewable energy is about to be turned upside down, and Elon Musk is shaking in his space boots. In a quaint suburban garage, a 12-year-old child prodigy…
You may have heard the famous saying, "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" – well, we bet you haven't heard about the OTHER small step, the…
Seattle, WA: Microsoft mogul and technology soothsayer Bill Gates has done it again – and this time, it's a doozy. In an epic display of human fallibility, Gates has unwittingly…