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Mar 2023

From Handcuffs to Haute Couture: Donald Trump Indicted and Arrested, Immediately Lands GQ Cover Shoot

Former President Donald Trump has been indicted, only to find himself whisked away to an exclusive photoshoot for GQ magazine. In what can only be described as the most audacious…

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Mar 2023

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Bernie Sanders Shocks Fans at Lorna Shore Concert by Showing Up in His Famous Mittens, Proceeds to Crowd Surf on a Fold-Out Chair

Fans at a Lorna Shore concert were in for a surprise when none other than Senator Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at the show. Wearing his iconic mittens, Sanders…

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Mar 2023

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Puff Daddy: If Donald Trump Is So Bad, Why Does He Look So Good In These Stylish Puffer Vests?

New York, NY - In a world where your fashion choices can make or break your public image, one man stands tall in the face of adversity, rocking a puffer…

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Mar 2023

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A Baffling Mystery: Nation with Lax Gun Laws Wonders Why Mass Shootings Keep Happening

A nation with a deeply-rooted love for arming its citizens is, once again, puzzled by the tragic occurrence of yet another school shooting. Citizens and politicians alike are scratching their…

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Mar 2023

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Jonah Hill Unleashes Scathing Diss Track Against Joe Biden, Accidentally Becomes Right-Wing National Anthem

Jonah Hill has unwittingly become the voice of a generation – a right-wing generation, that is. Hill recently released a diss track aimed at President Joe Biden, which, to the…

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Mar 2023

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Biden Misreads Room Temperature with Ice Cream Joke, Stumbles Frostily into Tennessee Shooting Discussion!

In an astonishing display of freezer-burned wit, President Joe Biden kicked off a White House event on Monday by quipping that he only attended because he heard there would be…

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Mar 2023

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Ted Cruz Dodges Zodiac Accusations as Trump Indictment Grabs Spotlight: Snack Attacks Ensue

Washington, D.C. - Senator Ted Cruz can finally breathe a sigh of relief as Donald Trump's recent New York indictment rumors have captured the nation's attention, allowing the persistent claims…

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Mar 2023

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Donald Trump to Be Indicted for Leaving Toilet Seat Up in 2017

New York, NY - Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg for the heinous crime of leaving the toilet seat up in 2017.…

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Mar 2023

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Big Apple Turned Orange: Donald Trump Seizes Control of NYPD and Declares Himself King of New York

New York, NY - In a masterful display of political maneuvering, former President Donald Trump has seized control of the New York Police Department, effectively transforming the city into his…

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Mar 2023

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Trump Goes Bananas: Former President Announces 2024 Banana Stand Campaign

Former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to run for the highest office in the land in 2024 – from the helm of his own banana stand. Trump's new…