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Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, better known in the satirical circuit as "Albo the Comic Kango," decided Saturday Night Live was a bit mainstream. He took his raucous talents to…

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Jun 2023

Politics

Trump Cuffed: Will Holding Criminally-inclined Ex-Presidents Accountable Ruin America’s Time-honored Tradition?

You might want to sit down for this one because an earth-shattering crack has just split the fabric of our nation: beloved former reality TV star, KFC lover, and former…

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May 2023

Politics

DeSantis Announces Presidency Amidst Sound of Crashing Servers, North Korea Sends Congrats

SAN FRANCISCO - North Korea congratulates Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on his successful 2024 presidential campaign launch. The announcement, delivered via a Twitter Space hosted by Elon Musk, was a…

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Apr 2023

Politics

Breaking: Trump’s Culinary Skills Earn Him a Promotion to Prison Kitchen – Inmates Rave About Perfect Trump Steaks!

Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted promotion to the prison kitchen, all…

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Apr 2023

Politics

Alex Jones Announces Presidential Campaign with Promise to ‘Make America Crazy Again

In a move that surprised no one, conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host Alex Jones announced his candidacy for President of the United States on Tuesday. Speaking to a crowd of…

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Apr 2023

Music Politics

Donald Trump Offers to Rat on 6ix9ine in Desperate Bid for Reduced Sentence

As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg, the former White…

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Apr 2023

Politics

Trump Declares ‘World War III’ after Taco Bell Binge – Bathroom Salutes the Fallen

Palms Springs, FL – Just when we thought the verdict was in on former President Donald Trump's social media career, he resurfaces like a spicy jalapeño popper on his new…

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Apr 2023

Politics

Donald Trump Rides Jetski to Freedom: Manhattan DA’s Indictment Just Water Under the Bridge!

Manhattan, NY - Just when you thought 2023 couldn't get any more bizarre, former President Donald Trump was spotted zipping around the Hudson River on a gold-plated jetski, moments after…

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Apr 2023

Politics

Russia Admits Defeat: KFC’s Secret Recipe Remains a Mystery Despite Kremlin’s Best Efforts

Moscow, Russia – Russian officials have publicly conceded defeat in their years-long covert operation to decipher the coveted blend of eleven herbs and spices used in KFC's famous fried chicken…

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Apr 2023

Politics

Checkmate, Manhattan: Donald Trump Offers to Write the Manhattan Grand Jury a Large Check

Manhattan, NY – As the world watched with bated breath, expecting a complex and protracted legal battle, former President and renowned businessman Donald Trump shocked everyone by offering a foolproof…