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Deep in the heart of Twitterland, a place where every day is a game of "Who's Next on the Cancel Culture Carousel?", 90's crooner Michael Bolton finds himself in the…

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Aug 2023

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‘We’re Still Here, Dammit!’ – New Mumford & Sons’ Track Is a Cry for Relevance Echoes in the Void.

Tales of epic heroism usually involve dragons, damsels, and daring deeds. But the latest saga to rattle the pop culture cage is about a band of banjo-wielding Brits who, despite…

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Jul 2023

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Beating Down Heritage: Stray From The Path’s Craig Reynolds Takes Mallet to China’s Great Wall and Noodles

" Setting the stage in his naturally grungy basement—peeling posters of obscure bands and discarded drumsticks adding a touch of dejected glamour—Stray From The Path's resident rhythm machine, Craig Reynolds,…

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Jul 2023

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Scott Stapp’s Wallet is as Empty as His Cocaine Bag: Is it Time for Creed to Rise Again and Sponsor His ‘Habits’?

LOS ANGELES, CA - As the sun peers hesitantly over the City of Angels, somewhere in the dark corners of a well-worn recording studio, Scott Stapp, the once golden-voiced frontman…

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Jul 2023

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Taylor Swift Shakes Off Sanity: Announces ‘Outside Stadium’ Concert Experience!

LOS ANGELES, CA - Just when we thought we had figured out the 'Swiftian' universe, Taylor Swift, the pop music sensation and occasional cat lady, flung the rulebook out the…

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Jul 2023

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Taylor Swift to Debut “Cntrl, Alt, Vax” Tour in Your City, Ready to Tickle Your Humerus with COVID-19 Vaccine

In the race against COVID-19, everyone needs a shake-up to the monotonous drag of daily life. So, grab your cowboy boots and kitten calendars because our intercontinental sweet-pie, Taylor Swift,…

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Jul 2023

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Butch Vig Spills the Beans: Nirvana’s Secret Obsession with Celine Dion Finally Exposed

Los Angeles, CA - Hold on to your ripped jeans and flannel, folks, because renowned music producer Butch Vig just dropped a grunge-busting bombshell that's guaranteed to shatter your '90s…

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Jul 2023

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A Whiff of Wellness: Tom Morello Confesses to Smelling His Own Farts for Holistic Healing

Tom Morello has come forth with a bizarre yet oddly endearing admission: He sniffs his own farts in pursuit of holistic health benefits. Morello, best known for his legendary riffs…

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Jul 2023

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Kings of Leon to Set Ablaze the Entire Stadium with Exclusive ‘Sex on Fire’ Concert!

Nashville, TN – In an unprecedented move with fans reaching for their extinguishers, Kings of Leon announced today their plans for a one-night-only concert experience that will ignite your loins.…

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Jul 2023

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André 3000 Gets Cancelled: Outkast Star Outcasted as Internet Tears Apart His Legacy

Atlanta, GA - In a display of woke gone wrong social media solidarity, Twitter users have banded together to cancel André 3000, the beloved musician and one-half of the iconic…