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In a surprising turn of events, legendary singer-songwriter Kate Bush has made a shocking admission: she has never actually run up a hill, despite having a hit song titled “Running…

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Jan 2023

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Shocking Scene at Local Concert: Man With Ponytail Wreaks Havoc in Mosh Pit

A dark and chaotic scene unfolded at a local music venue this week when, much to the surprise of concertgoers, a man with a ponytail infiltrated the mosh pit. Witnesses…

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Jan 2023

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Misha Mansoor Announces Departure from Periphery To Become A Used Car Salesman

Filed under: you had us at full tank of gas. Misha Mansoor, former member of the band Periphery, has stepped away from the stage to pursue his true passion: used…

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Jan 2023

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Brave: this Red Lobster employee just fought a disgruntled customer live on stage at a Kid Rock concert (and won)

The world is full of brave heroes, but none more so than this Red Lobster employee who fearlessly took on an irate customer during a Kid Rock concert. The scene…

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Jan 2023

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Job For a Cowboy’s New Album is Music to Cattle’s Ears

Metal fans everywhere are rejoicing as Job For a Cowboy (JFAC) announced their new album, "The Agony Seeping Storm," will be released sometime in 2024. The album will bring a…

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Jan 2023

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Man’s Steering Wheel Drumming Wish Finally Comes True

The day finally arrived for Billy Smith: his talents behind the wheel were finally recognized. Billy, a middle-aged gentleman from the small town of Moorestown, NJ, was unassuming and kind,…

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Jan 2023

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NPR Apologizes After Alex Jones’ Tiny Desk Concert Spirals Out of Control

In a shocking turn of events, NPR was forced to apologize after a Tiny Desk Concert with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones went awry. The performance was meant to be a…

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Jan 2023

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Burger King announces new marketing campaign: A Burger King death metal band

The fast-food giant Burger King turned the fast-food world on its head and stomped on it today when it announced it was forming its own death metal band. The band,…

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Jan 2023

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Mark Holcomb, Djent Grandmaster, Takes Down ‘Djent Shitposting Group’ in Epic Game of Checkmate

On Tuesday, the internet was abuzz when legendary Djent guitarist Mark Holcomb took the stage to publicly challenge the "Djent Shitposting" Facebook group to a game of chess. Djent Shitposting,…

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Jan 2023

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BTS Fans Divided as Group Possibly Plotting Military Coup

It appears that the beloved K-Pop group BTS is stirring up some controversy, but not for their music. Rumors are swirling that the group is planning a military coup, and…