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San Diego, CA - As ticket sales for As I Lay Dying's latest tour continue to nosedive, frontman Tim Lambesis has resorted to an unusual scapegoat: steroids. In a desperate…

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Mar 2023

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Ronnie Radke the Andrew Tate of Alt Music Gets Himself Cancelled: A Story of Misogyny, Racism, and Terrible Music.

Las Vegas, NV - Ronnie Radke, the lead singer of Falling in Reverse, has found himself in hot water yet again. This time, it's not just for his terrible music,…

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Mar 2023

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U2’s Triumphant Return: New Album Automatically Installed on All Smartphones – Because Who Doesn’t Want More Undeletable Music?

DUBLIN, IRELAND – Just when you thought it was safe to update your smartphone, legendary rock band U2 has announced the release of their latest album – and in a…

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Mar 2023

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Misha Mansoor’s Divine Revelation: Periphery Frontman Declares Himself God, Launches Holy Water Line to Quench the Thirst of Metalheads Everywhere

Transcending Mortality: Mansoor Unveils Ultimate Hydration for the Faithful SILVER SPRING, MD - In a stunning proclamation that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Periphery guitarist and founder Misha…

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Mar 2023

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Blink 182 Now Officially Limp 182: Band Members Can’t Even Blink Without Straining Their Aching Joints

LOS ANGELES, CA – Nostalgia, they say, is a hell of a drug. But for fans of the once-youthful punk rock band Blink 182, it's been a slow, painful descent…

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Mar 2023

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Eminem Releases New Album with Lyrics So Offensive, Even He Can’t Stand It

Rap superstar Eminem has done it again. In a shocking announcement today, the hip-hop icon revealed that he has been working on a new album, which is set to be…

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Mar 2023

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Sony Threatens Legal Action as Ozzy Osbourne Goes ‘MIA’ with PSVR 2 Headset

Legendary rock star Ozzy Osbourne is known for his love of all things wild and crazy, but it seems he's taken things to a whole new level with his latest…

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Mar 2023

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J-Hope Achieves His Lifelong Dream of Collaborating with a Chicken Sandwich, Leaving Fans Scratching Their Heads

K-pop star J-Hope has announced that he's fulfilled his lifelong dream of collaborating with a chicken sandwich. The unusual partnership has left many fans confused and unsure of what to…

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Mar 2023

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OK Boomer: Lil Yachty Fails to Win Over Older Generation with Latest Album, Sparks Intergenerational Feud

It's no secret that there's a bit of a generation gap when it comes to music taste. While younger folks might be blasting Lil Yachty and other up-and-coming artists, their…

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Mar 2023

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Ibanez Pulls the Strings: Djent is Just a Big Conspiracy!

The music world has been rocked by startling new revelations, courtesy of a brave whistleblower: Djent is not a real musical genre, but rather a clever ruse invented by Ibanez…