NORWICH, UK - Just when the world believed it had reached peak suffering, Ed Sheeran, ginger-haired bard of the millennial age, has unleashed his latest musical monstrosity, "Eyes Closed." This…
Sydney, Australia - Heavy metal band Slipknot has caused a stir in the land down under by leading a successful coup against the Australian government. The band's frontman, Corey Taylor,…
After years of singing profanities and writing songs about the dark side of life, singer-songwriter Father John Misty has decided to take a new direction in his career. The artist,…
Nickelback was in for a surprise when they learned that people have disliked their music for years. Bandleader Chad Kroeger had this to say: "I'm honestly blown away by this.…
A shocking revelation has come to light that Dr Dre, a legendary rapper and producer, is not a licensed medical doctor. The truth came to light during an Eminem concert…
In the wake of Spiritbox's exit, Ronnie Radke did what he does best and shook things up for Falling In Reverse's upcoming tour, transforming the Popular Monstour into a rock…
Los Angeles, CA - In an unexpected and wildly unanticipated move, Panic! At The Disco's lead singer, Brendan Urie, took to Twitter last night to ask his adoring fans one…
In a recent report released by the Music Appreciation Association, it has been discovered that an astounding 99% of people who purchase vinyl records do not actually own a vinyl…
Hollywood, CA - In a scene with fans and foes shaking their heads, Kanye West, the once-untouchable music mogul, has been spotted peddling Yeezy shoes and copies of his own…
Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed 'pop-hater', has been fooling his friends and family for years. He's always been very vocal about his dislike for radio pop music and his preference for…