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Local Band Shocked to Discover Audience Didn’t Notice Guitarist Playing Entire Set Out of Tune

Local band, "The Soundwaves" were left stunned after their performance at Joe's Bar last night when they discovered that not a single audience member had noticed that their guitarist, Jim,…

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Brace Yourselves, Snowflakes: Born of Osiris Just Announced a MAGA-Inspired Metal Album That’s Guaranteed to Melt Your Safe Space

In the cacophonic world of metal, witness the unparalleled fusion of political soundbites and breakdowns that will leave you questioning reality. Born of Osiris has turned the tables on political…

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James Hetfield Shocks Fans by Taking Mid-Concert Bathroom Break, Proving He’s Just Like Us

Last night, fans were left in awe as Metallica front-man James Hetfield paused a sold-out show to take a much-needed bathroom break. The shocking move, which Hetfield attributed to "not…

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Experts Uncover Shocking Truth: Periphery is Actually a Fabricated Band Created by Music Industry Insiders to Sell More Guitar

In a groundbreaking revelation that is rocking the music world to its core, experts have uncovered the shocking truth that popular "progressive metal" band Periphery is actually a fabricated band…

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Exclusive: We Combed Wiz Khalifa for Lice and Uncovered a Shocking Secret!

Los Angeles, CA - Is anyone else's head feeling a little itchy or just ours? Recently our team of intrepid journalists found themselves with unprecedented access to the hallowed locks…

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Corey Taylor Solves All World Problems with One Simple Statement

Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor has weighed in on the never-ending debate of the world's problems, and it turns out the solution was simpler than we all thought.…

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We Asked Pharrell Williams About 9/11, and His Answers Will Make You Question Everything You Thought You Knew

Los Angeles, CA - Multi-talented musician and producer Pharrell Williams has decided to share his thoughts on the tragic events of September 11, 2001. Known for his unique fashion choices…

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