Music Archives - Page 11 of 34

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Apr 2023

Late and Lackluster: Frank Ocean Impersonator’s Coachella Caper Includes Tardiness and a Shameless Herbalife Plug!

As if the spectacle of a Fiverr-sourced Frank Ocean lookalike wasn't bewildering enough for the Coachella crowd, the counterfeit crooner took his performance to new heights of absurdity by showing…

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Apr 2023

Music

Tom Morello single-handedly devours entire chip bowl at party, leaving guests in shock and awe

In a shocking display of gluttony and disregard for basic social etiquette, musician Tom Morello brazenly consumed the entirety of the chip bowl at a recent party, leaving guests scrambling…

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Apr 2023

Music

David Draiman Reveals Disturbed’s New Album Will Drop ‘Whenever the Voices in My Head Tell Me To’

Chicago, IL - In a surprise move, Disturbed frontman David Draiman announced that the band's highly-anticipated new album will be released "whenever the voices in my head tell me to."…

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Apr 2023

Music

Eric Clapton Has Had Enough! Gives Crowd the Middle Finger During Sold-Out Concert

Legendary musician Eric Clapton reportedly flipped off the entire crowd during a sold-out concert at London's O2 Arena last night. The incident occurred during a particularly emotional rendition of Clapton's…

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Apr 2023

Music

Local Metal Band Shocks Fans by Going Woke at Sold-Out Concert

In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and reaching for their earplugs, local metal band Iron Will took a sharp turn towards the woke at their sold-out…

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Apr 2023

Music Politics

Donald Trump Offers to Rat on 6ix9ine in Desperate Bid for Reduced Sentence

As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg, the former White…

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Apr 2023

Music

Country Star Luke Combs Responds to Fan’s Letter from Spaceship Ostrich – You’ll Never Guess His Out-of-This-World Reply!

Country musician Luke Combs has taken his cowboy hat and dulcet tones to infinity and beyond, sending shockwaves through our atmosphere and our very souls. Combs, whose list of accomplishments…

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Apr 2023

Music

Nursing Home Residents Shocked to Discover Hanson Living Among Them

Residents of the Sunny Acres Nursing Home were left in disbelief when they discovered that 90s pop sensation Hanson was now living among them. "I had no idea they were…

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Apr 2023

Music

The Real Slim Sweetie: Eminem to Rebrand After His Edible Nemesis

In a confectionery coup that's left the world of hip-hop bewildered and jelly bean enthusiasts in stitches, rap legend and rhyme dictionary enthusiast Eminem, also known as Marshall Mathers or…

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Apr 2023

Music

Rockstar or Robin Hood? Mike Patton Solves Fuel Crisis One Gas Tank at a Time

Deep in the Gas-Less Hole of America – In a desperate attempt to counter the fuel crisis, noted musician and frontman of Faith No More, Mike Patton, has been caught…