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Apr 2023

Upheaval Gone Wrong: CEO Faces Stark Reality After Trading Veteran Staff for Budget-Friendly Neophytes

Stupefaction and chaos! Meet the new ambience at the once-thriving TechSurance Inc. after their emboldened CEO, Daniel Mellark, embarked on a cost-cutting crusade by replacing the invaluable veteran employees with…

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Apr 2023

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New Study Shows that Spying on Employees 24/7 Increases Productivity by a Whopping 0.01%

In a bold move to boost productivity and streamline efficiency, companies across the nation are turning to a revolutionary new technology: integrated cameras in desks and chairs. According to a…

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Apr 2023

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Local Police Officer Praised for Showing Mercy to Elderly Protesters by Only Beating Them Senselessly

In a refreshing display of compassion and understanding, a local police officer has made headlines for showing mercy to the elderly protesters in his community by only beating them senselessly.…

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Apr 2023

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Phil Anselmo Completes Journey to Ultimate Badassery: Truck Nuts Installed on His Monster Whip! (PETA Won’t Like This)”

New Orleans, LA - Phil Anselmo, the legendary frontman of Pantera and Down, has long been considered one of the most fearsome figures in heavy metal. But now, Anselmo has…

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Apr 2023

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Finally! Uber Eats Announces Revolutionary ‘Foodwalk’ Service for Those Who Crave Exercise with Their Takeout

New York, NY – Uber Eats announced its latest innovative service, "Foodwalk," which is set to revolutionize how people combine their love for exercise with their insatiable need for takeout…

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Apr 2023

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Nation Realizes It’s Been a Few Years Since They Were Outrageously Angry About Harambe, Decides to Get Mad Again

It's been a few years since the tragic death of Harambe the gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo, and the nation has finally realized that it's been far too long since…

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Apr 2023

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MySpace: The Social Network You Never Knew You Missed Until Facebook Became a Dumpster Fire

MySpace, the once-dominant social network relegated to the annals of internet history, has reemerged to ask what everybody was thinking: "Do you miss us yet?" As Facebook continues to spiral…

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Apr 2023

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Suburban Dad Cruises at a Daring 5 MPH Over the Speed Limit in His Modded Honda Civic

MIDDLETON, OH - It was a day that will forever be etched into the memories of local residents. On a quiet, unsuspecting Sunday afternoon, 45-year-old Steve "Cool Dad" Thompson shattered…

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Apr 2023

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Man Reaches End of the Internet, Now Faces Existential Crisis and a Severe Case of FOMO

BOISE, IDAHO – 27-year-old Rick Thompson claims to have reached the end of the internet, leaving him adrift in a sea of existential ennui and an acute case of FOMO…

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Apr 2023

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Pepsi Introduces Provocative New Flavor: Is Pepsi HQ Sipping on Left-Wing Bias Instead of Cola?

The world of fizzy drinks has sharply turned into a liberal conspiracy with Pepsi's latest soda revelation. PepsiCo, the multinational food and beverage corporation, has announced that it's releasing a…