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When most people think of drug dealers, they think of shady characters lurking in dark alleys and backrooms, peddling illicit substances. But one enterprising dealer is taking a different route…

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Apr 2023

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It’s Time to Bring Back Planking

In a world where TikTok challenges and viral dance craze come and go faster than you can say "Fleeky McFlossy," it's easy to forget the simpler times of yore when…

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Apr 2023

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Bad News! Subway Forced to Find New Cookie Dough Ingredient After Rare Animal Goes Extinct

Well, this sucks. The rare animal that secretes the special dough used in Subway's beloved cookies has gone extinct. The animal, known as the "Doughpaca," was found only in the…

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Apr 2023

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J.K. Rowling Shocks Nation by Single-Handedly Saving Trans Person, Proceeds to Lecture on Gender

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling stopped her car on the side of the road to rescue a trans person from a burning vehicle, only to lecture them on the complexities…

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Apr 2023

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Elon Musk Finds Gem-Encrypted Dogecoin Mine, Raises the Stakes in Meme Economy!

Cupertino, CA – Tech billionaire and part-time Martian hopeful Elon Musk has once again shocked the world as he announces the unearthing of a one-of-a-kind Dogecoin Emerald mine. Now, that's…

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Apr 2023

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Papa John’s Takes a Big Slice of the Woke Pie With Revolutionary Gender-Neutral Pizzas!

Pizza aficionados, brace yourselves - the pizza world as we know it is about to change! If you thought Nike and Bud Light cornered the market on woke points with…

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Apr 2023

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Walmart Announces Plan to Inspire Shoppers with Uplifting Anthem ‘Another Day, Another Dollar’

In a bold move to boost morale and inspire its shoppers, Walmart has announced plans to play motivational music through its loudspeakers. The retail giant will be introducing a new…

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Apr 2023

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Anheuser-Busch Throws a Bone to the Right: Introducing the KKK Edition Bud Light

Just when you thought Anheuser-Busch couldn't be any more controversial, they've set the bar higher (or lower, depending on your perspective) by introducing their Ku-Klux-Klan Edition Bud Light. Combining the…

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Apr 2023

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Waffle House Declares National No Bill Day! Everything Is Free For The Next 24 Hours

The renowned Waffle House has taken it upon itself to transform the lives of hungry Americans by announcing today as National No Bill Day. Waffle House offers a smorgasbord of…

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Apr 2023

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The Secret Swahili Shame of ‘Rizz’: Why You’ll Never Use This Slang Word Again!

The slang term "Rizz," beloved by hipsters and wannabe cool kids everywhere, has a dark secret. That's right, the word you've been using to describe your oh-so-edgy confidence translates to…