Author
Author: Accomplished Author
Fictional house voice
Accomplished Author is a fictional VanFLIP house voice used for satire, recurring bits, and stories that should not be mistaken for real-world reporting.
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Gaming
Review: Carl Sagan Takes Center Stage in ‘Starfield’
If you have been on the hunt for a game that will not only take you to the stars, but also put you face-to-face…
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Music
Kate Bush Admits She Has Failed to Live Up to Her Song Title
In a surprising turn of events, legendary singer-songwriter Kate Bush has made a shocking admission: she has never actually run up a hill, despite…
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Entertainment
Tom Holland to Shake, Not Stir, as Next James Bond
The latest news from Hollywood is that Tom Holland, star of the wildly popular Spider-Man franchise, is set to take up the mantle of…
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Entertainment
Outrage Over Rolling Stone’s 20 Best Dictators of All Time’ List – Where’s My Fave?!
The internet was abuzz with outrage this week after Rolling Stone magazine published its controversial list of the “20 Best Dictators of All Time.”…
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Music
Shocking Scene at Local Concert: Man With Ponytail Wreaks Havoc in Mosh Pit
A dark and chaotic scene unfolded at a local music venue this week when, much to the surprise of concertgoers, a man with a…
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Music
Misha Mansoor Announces Departure from Periphery To Become A Used Car Salesman
Filed under: you had us at full tank of gas. Misha Mansoor, former member of the band Periphery, has stepped away from the stage…
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Music
Brave: this Red Lobster employee just fought a disgruntled customer live on stage at a Kid Rock concert (and won)
The world is full of brave heroes, but none more so than this Red Lobster employee who fearlessly took on an irate customer during…
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Entertainment
Wow! We Got a Leaked Copy of a Script for Yellowstone Season 5 Part 2 and It’s Not What You Would Expect
Yellowstone Season 5 just wrapped up its mid-season finale for Season 5, and now fans will have to wait for Yellowstone Season 5: Part…
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Music
Job For a Cowboy’s New Album is Music to Cattle’s Ears
Metal fans everywhere are rejoicing as Job For a Cowboy (JFAC) announced their new album, “The Agony Seeping Storm,” will be released sometime in…
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Opinion
Michael Jackson; King of Pop or Coward of Guttural Vocals?
Michael Jackson was the undisputed King of Pop, but one thing he was never able to master was guttural vocals. This lack of ability…
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