Archive
Month: May 2023
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Entertainment
Holy Smokes! Danny DeVito Storms the Stage and Steals the Show at Christian Rock Concert
Danny DeVito made a surprise appearance at a Christian rock concert this past weekend and caused a scene that is still reverberating throughout the…
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Music
Miley Cyrus Implicates Father Billy Ray in Catalytic Converter Thefts
Billy Ray Cyrus of “Achy Breaky Heart” fame has been accused of stealing catalytic converters around the country. Sources close to the singer say…
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Life & Style
Sara Lee Desserts CEO Sends Unionizing Employees to “Sweet Retreats” for a Taste of Hard Labor
The CEO of Sara Lee Desserts, Chadwick “Sweet Tooth” Thompson, has announced that any employees caught attempting to unionize will be promptly escorted to…
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Music
Mike Portnoy Caught Red-Handed Eating ‘Under the Table’ in Cheating Scandal
When we challenged the renowned musician Mike Portnoy to an eating contest, we expected a friendly competition. But what we got was something else…
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Gaming
Could Mario Be in Your Hometown? Nintendo Urges Public to Be on Alert!
Nintendo fans worldwide are in a state of panic after the gaming giant confirmed what we all feared: Mario, the company’s beloved mascot, has…
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Music
We’re shook: Taylor Swift just announced the end of capitalism
The world was rocked today when Taylor Swift, the pop culture icon, announced her plan to end capitalism. That’s right – the singer-songwriter has…
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Music
A Review of Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token
In a world where music has become the ultimate form of escape, the highly anticipated album “Take Me Back to Eden” by Sleep Token…
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Music
Sum 41 Breaks Up: World Mourns Loss of Band They Totally Remembered Existed
In a devastating blow to the music world, Sum 41, the band you definitely still care about and haven’t forgotten since their heyday in…
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Entertainment
Wow! We Got a Leaked Copy of a Script for Breaking Bad Where Jesse Goes to Culinary School and Walter White Is His Cooking Instructor
The cult classic Breaking Bad was almost a very different show. Instead of being about an unhinged teacher that grooms one of his high…
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Music
Thom Yorke Traps Unsuspecting Hotel Guests in Elevator and Makes Them Smell His Burrito Fart
Thom Yorke is at it again! Last night, the Radiohead frontman was seen pressing the emergency button in an elevator and forcing everyone inside…
