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Month: April 2023
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Life & Style
It’s Time to Bring Back Planking
In a world where TikTok challenges and viral dance craze come and go faster than you can say “Fleeky McFlossy,” it’s easy to forget…
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Life & Style
Bad News! Subway Forced to Find New Cookie Dough Ingredient After Rare Animal Goes Extinct
Well, this sucks. The rare animal that secretes the special dough used in Subway’s beloved cookies has gone extinct. The animal, known as the…
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Politics
Breaking: Trump’s Culinary Skills Earn Him a Promotion to Prison Kitchen – Inmates Rave About Perfect Trump Steaks!
Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted…
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Entertainment
James Cameron Found Guilty of War Crimes Against Cinema
In a stunning turn of events, renowned filmmaker James Cameron has been found guilty of war crimes against cinema. Sources report that Cameron, the…
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Science & Technology
Child Prodigy’s New Power Source Threatens Tesla Empire: Elon Musk Sends Henchmen to Sabotage
The world of renewable energy is about to be turned upside down, and Elon Musk is shaking in his space boots. In a quaint…
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Music
Local Band Writes Song About Absolutely Nothing, Still Manages to Top Charts
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, local band “The Blank Slates” has just released a new single about…
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Music
Experts Confirm Tupac Shakur’s Death Caused by a Broken Heart, Not Gunshot Wounds
Experts have confirmed that legendary rapper Tupac Shakur did not die from gunshot wounds but from a broken heart. According to Dr Dre, who…
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Music
Late and Lackluster: Frank Ocean Impersonator’s Coachella Caper Includes Tardiness and a Shameless Herbalife Plug!
As if the spectacle of a Fiverr-sourced Frank Ocean lookalike wasn’t bewildering enough for the Coachella crowd, the counterfeit crooner took his performance to…
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Politics
Alex Jones Announces Presidential Campaign with Promise to ‘Make America Crazy Again
In a move that surprised no one, conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host Alex Jones announced his candidacy for President of the United States on…
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Life & Style
J.K. Rowling Shocks Nation by Single-Handedly Saving Trans Person, Proceeds to Lecture on Gender
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling stopped her car on the side of the road to rescue a trans person from a burning vehicle, only…
