Oh, baby, sit down and strap in because The Donald is back! Only this time, he’s ditching those political rallies for the runway. Yeah, you heard me right: Trump is trading his Twitter account for a sewing machine and, God bless, I'm here for it. "Make America Great Again" is no longer just a battle…

Donald J. Trump's long-awaited criminal mugshot has been released, taking the world by storm. Arrested for alleged election interference, Trump's mugshot overshadows the legal proceedings. Why, you ask? Because it's perfect. It's beautiful. It's art. The hair that's fascinated the world for years? Still standing tall. The tan that's been the subject of countless memes?…

You might want to sit down for this one because an earth-shattering crack has just split the fabric of our nation: beloved former reality TV star, KFC lover, and former president, Donald J. Trump, has been arrested. No, you didn't misread that – he's actually been held. Accountable. For something. It's a devastating day for…

Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted promotion to the prison kitchen, all thanks to his spectacular culinary prowess in crafting the perfect Trump steaks. The inmates, it seems, just can't get enough of this mouthwatering sensation! Trump's…