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King Charles Issues Royal Decree: ‘There Is No Prince Andrew

King Charles has issued a royal decree stating that there is no Prince Andrew. According to sources close to the palace, the King made…

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Oasis Reuniting? Fans Unmoved by Prospect of More Mediocre Music

The world is in shock today as rumors swirl that beloved (or tolerable) British band Oasis may be reuniting. Fans everywhere are responding with…

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Matt Healy from The 1975 Cancelled: Fans Cry Foul as Band’s Frontman Goes Full Racist

Fans of The 1975 were left reeling today as the band’s frontman, Matt Healy, was officially cancelled following a string of controversial remarks and…

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Experts Baffled by Unending Flood of K-Pop Bands: ‘Where Are They All Coming From?’

In a development that has left music industry experts scratching their heads, the number of K-pop bands continues to skyrocket at an alarming rate.…

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Corey Taylor Offers Up a Solution To End The Russia Ukraine War

Corey Taylor, the frontman for the world-renowned rock band Slipknot, has recently taken a stand on the Russia-Ukraine conflict. While many other celebrities have…

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Elon Musk Shocked to Discover He Has a Lot in Common with Average Joe

Billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, Elon Musk, announced that he, too had to scrape together billions of dollars and take out…

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Linkin Park Launches Cryptic Countdown, Fans Brace for End of the World

In a move that has fans scratching their heads and preparing for the worst, Linkin Park has launched a cryptic countdown on their website,…

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Self-serve Checkouts Take Over Grocery Store, Hostage Situation Ensues

The residents of a small town in New York were in for a shock this week when their local grocery store announced that it…

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Madonna Caught Red-Handed Stealing Ideas for New Album

Madonna, the Queen of Pop, has been stealing ideas for her new album from unsuspecting musicians and songwriters. According to sources close to the…

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Falling In Reverse Rocks Fans’ Patience as Band Shows Up 30 Minutes Late for Bus Money Search

Fans of the popular band Falling In Reverse were left waiting in anticipation last night as the band took the stage 30 minutes late.…