Music

Theophilus London Becomes Hide and Seek Champion, Still Missing

World-renowned musician Theophilus London has officially been declared the world’s first-ever Hide and Seek Champion, despite the fact that he has been missing since…

Music

Robotic Vacuum Steals the Show at Imagine Dragons Concert

The Imagine Dragons concert at the local arena was rocked last night, but not by the band’s music. Instead, an unexpected guest – a…

Entertainment

From Strangers to Best Friends: How a Scuffle in an Airport Lounge With Russell Crowe Led to an Unexpected Bromance

It all started at the LAX airport when I decided to grab a bite in the first-class lounge. Little did I know that my…

Music

Netflix Cancels All New Shows After Complaints of Too Much Content

In what is sure to be a controversial move, Netflix has announced that it is canceling all new shows and films due to a…

Life & Style

Man with Limp Pushes Back Against ‘I Literally Can’t Even’ Meme: ‘It’s Not Funny, It’s My Life’

It’s an overused phrase heard everywhere these days — from social media, to the office, to the mall: “I literally can’t even.” But for…

Opinion

LMAO: How We Fooled Vegans Into Eating Real Meat By Starting a Fake Plant-Based Company

In a daring move, we have pulled off a feat that had been thought impossible – fooling vegans into eating real meat. After months…

Music

Chuck D. Admits Defeat: ‘I Should Have Invaded Britain When I Had the Chance

It’s been a tumultuous week for Chuck D., the former leader of the world’s most famous rap group, Public Enemy. After a long and…

Life & Style

Australian Supermarket Chain Woolworths Enlists Aussie Defence Force to Accelerate Hot Cross Bun Rollout

In an ambitious move to maintain their dominance in the hot cross bun market, Woolworths has enlisted the help of the Australian Defence Force…

Entertainment

Nick Cannon Announces 12th Child – Insurance Companies Prepare to Go Bankrupt

Just when we thought it wasn’t possible, Nick Cannon did it again. The popular TV host and entertainer has welcomed his 12th child into…

Reviews

Grandad Reviews: Metallica’s New Album ’72 Seasons’ is A Little Too Loud For My Ears!

As an old-timer who fought in the thick of the Vietnam War, lemme tell you, I’ve been through some wild situations in my day.…