Music

Fantastic News: Toaster and Daft Punk Collaborate on #1 Hit Song of 2023

In a surprising turn of events, the beloved French electronic music duo Daft Punk and a sentient toaster named Billy have released the song…

Life & Style

Andrew Tate’s ‘Matrix’ Realization: Keanu Reeves Nowhere to be Found

Selff-proclaimed “alpha male” Andrew Tate is reportedly having a crisis of faith after realizing that the Matrix may not, in fact, be holding him…

Entertainment

This Cute Dog Was the Best Behaved Celebrity of 2022. Good Boi

In a year filled with scandals, drama, and outrageous behavior from the rich and famous, there was one celebrity who stood out above the…

Music

Lars Ulrich Sues Universe for Copyright Infringement

Lars Ulrich, the outspoken drummer of heavy metal band Metallica, has filed a lawsuit against the entire universe for copyright infringement. In a press…

Entertainment

Michael Bay Blasts ‘Outrageous’ Accusations that He Murdered Pigeon on Set of 6 Underground, Claims it Was Actually Three Pigeons

Director Michael Bay has strongly denied allegations that he brutally killed a pigeon on the set of his 2019 film 6 Underground in Italy,…

Music

Joe Rogan’s Stand Up Comedy Set Interrupted by DMT Elves!

The crowd was roaring with laughter as Joe Rogan cracked jokes about the latest political news. Little did they know, things were about to…

Life & Style

George Soros Vaccinates Population, Steals $50 from Each Wallet

Billionaire philanthropist and conspiracy theory fodder George Soros has been accused of vaccinating the entire population and stealing $50 from each individual’s wallet during…

Entertainment

Celebrity Tax Evader Given Light Slap on Wrist, Asked to Please Pay Next Time

A wealthy and well-known celebrity has been accused of breaking tax laws and has been given nothing more than a stern warning and a…

Entertainment

Whoopi Goldberg Insists She’s Not Anti-Semitic, Just ‘Really, Really Good at Spotting Jews

In a bold move to clear her name, Whoopi Goldberg has come forward to insist that she is not, in fact, racist against Jewish…

Opinion

The Pros and Cons of Going To A Nickelback Concert

The decision to attend a Nickelback concert should not be made lightly. After all, several considerations must be made, including how you want people…