Eccentric billionaire Elon Musk has announced his intention to hoard all of the cheese found on the moon for his own personal use. The audacious plan, dubbed "Operation Lunar Gruyère",…
In a bold move to reel in those who have profited from the recent surge in cryptocurrency prices, the IRS has announced a new policy that requires all Bitcoin investors…
The world's most beloved and huggable villain, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has joined forces with the Zuckerberg of the nerdosphere, Bill Gates, to unveil their latest collaboration: the COVID-24 pandemic.
As…
So, Sam Altman, the tech mogul, suddenly finds himself booted from the high and mighty throne of OpenAI. What does he do? Does he retreat into a life of quiet…
OpenAI, the company behind the brainiac AI everyone won't shut up about, has given its CEO Sam Altman the boot, replacing him with a smart fridge. Yes, you read that…
They say charity starts at home, but for Elon Musk, it seems that benevolence starts at the fingertips – or rather, ends there. In a magnanimous display of mercy that…
Ah, Paul Graham, the tech world's favorite sentient beard, has done it again! The Y Combinator co-founder and self-anointed startup sage dropped a new essay last week. The Internet's reaction?…
Hold the phone, Elon Musk—your Martian dreams might be on hold. Why? Because billionaire Peter Thiel, who once bankrolled the ambitious quest for eternal life, has embarked on an even…
Elon Musk Buys Twitter's Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not?
Hold onto your tweeting thumbs. In a move that makes as much sense…