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Mar 2023

Hillary Clinton Offers Her Condolences to the Trump Family After Donald Trump Tragically Commits Suicide in His Cell Next Week

Hillary Clinton has offered her condolences to the Trump family for the former president's 'suicide,' next week upon the news he is being indicted by the New York district attorney…

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Mar 2023

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Mike Pence’s Perfect Poker Face: Former VP Expresses Shock at Donald Trump Indictment, Swears He Knew Nothing

Filed under: strategic memory loss Former Vice President Mike Pence convened an impromptu press conference to express his "shock and disbelief" upon learning that Donald Trump will be indicted next…

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Mar 2023

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Joe Biden’s Fruity Solution to Financial Crisis: ‘There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand’

Washington, D.C. - As the nation grapples with the shocking collapse of several major banks, including the high-profile Silicon Valley Bank, President Joe Biden has offered up some rather unconventional…

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Mar 2023

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Manhattan Meltdown: Donald Trump Faces Indictment, Announces ‘Take Back the Nation’ Tour with Surprise Musical Guests

Manhattan, NY — Just when you thought 2023 couldn't get any weirder, it's been revealed that former President Donald Trump is facing imminent indictment, prompting him to organize a massive,…

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Mar 2023

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Move Over Biden, 13-Year-Old Prodigy Announces Presidential Bid for 2060

A 13-year-old child from middle America announced his candidacy for President of the United States in 2060. The precocious young lad, who prefers to go by the name "Johnny," held…

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Mar 2023

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World Leaders on Edge as Joe Biden Endorses ICC Warrant, Vladimir Putin Pledges to Turn Himself In After One Last Ride on Bear

In a move that could have been ripped straight from a Hollywood spy thriller, President Joe Biden has officially welcomed the International Criminal Court's (ICC) decision to issue an arrest…

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Mar 2023

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Air Force One Touches Down, World Leaders Tremble as Biden Debuts the Presidential Hokey Pokey

President Joe Biden sent shockwaves through the global community by exiting Air Force One and immediately launching into a groundbreaking Hokey Pokey performance. International leaders and policy experts, who had…

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Mar 2023

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Ukraine on the Brink of Victory: Just a Few More Dollars and Your Hilarious Memes to Crush Russia!

Kyiv, Ukraine - In an unprecedented development, Ukraine has declared that it's just a few dollars short of achieving total victory in the war against Russia. With donations pouring in…

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Mar 2023

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Fox News Reveals Shocking Conspiracy: Hilary Clinton and Lizard People Conspire to Overthrow Government

Washington D.C. - In a stunning turn of events, Fox News has revealed that the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol was not, in fact, the work of Donald Trump…

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Mar 2023

Politics

Donald Trump Caught Scrounging for Change, Faces Bankruptcy for 12th Time: Is This the End of His Golden Toilet Dreams?

It's a scene straight out of a tragicomedy: the former President of the United States, billionaire businessman, and self-proclaimed "stable genius" is caught rummaging through his sofa cushions for loose…