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In an unprecedented display of political bravado, former President Donald Trump boldly declared himself the winner of last night's GOP debate on Truth Social. The twist? He wasn't even there.…

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Aug 2023

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Wagner Boss Yevgeny Prigozhin Accidentally Falls Out of Plane Window Moments Before It Crashes – The Russian Window Phenomenon Continues

In an event already being hailed as the ultimate example of the "Russian Window Phenomenon," Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin has outdone himself. You've heard of people falling out of windows,…

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Aug 2023

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Biden’s Soup Burn: A ‘Steaming’ Show of Support for Maui or Just a Bowl of Presidential Misstep?

MAUI, HI — The nation's Commander-in-Chief, President Joe Biden, landed in Maui with a mission: to show some solidarity, to lend a shoulder, to say, "I feel your pain." But…

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Aug 2023

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Ron DeSantis Shouts ‘I Am the King of New York’ and Threatens Jay-Z with Concrete Shoes in Shocking GOP Debate

New York's crown has been claimed, and no, it's not by a rapper or a Broadway star, but by Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis. In what can only be described as…

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Aug 2023

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Unbuttoned Shirts and Unearthed Secrets: Trump’s Candid Conversation with Tucker Carlson!

Sweeping for Bugs: The interview began with an unusual spectacle. With heightened paranoia, Carlson searched the room for hidden microphones and tracking devices, insisting that Fox News might be listening.…

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Aug 2023

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“President Biden Misplaces Pen: Nation Grapples With Unprecedented Crisis, Pencil Sales Skyrocket”

In an event that has brought the United States to its knees, a turn of events unfolded last night that could change the course of history forever. President Joe Biden…

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Aug 2023

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North Korea Unveils Snowpocalypse: World’s Largest Indoor Snowball Fight Arena

Pyongyang - In a move that defies all expectations, logic, and temperature norms, has just confirmed the existence of what may be the most chill-inducing, frosty-foolishness fuelled spectacle this side…

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Jul 2023

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Operation ‘I Can’t Quit the Drone Life’: Former President Barack Obama Literally Hits the Ground Running, Trading in Golf Clubs for Bomber Drone Joysticks

If you thought former President Barack Obama had all his bases covered after leaving the White House, think again! Just when you thought those sandy Hawaiian beaches could satiate his…

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Jul 2023

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BREAKING: Puppet Masters Caught Red-Handed as Joe Biden’s Speech Reveals Obvious String Attachments!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The mystery surrounding President Joe Biden's seemingly unnatural movements and speeches has finally been answered! During a particularly heated political discourse, eagle-eyed spectators noticed the curious sight…

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Jul 2023

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Sleepy Joe Gets a Pillow Upgrade – Will This Give the President 2 More IQ Points?

Washington D.C. - Just when you thought President Joe Biden's sleepy image couldn't get any sleepier, he proves us all wrong with a revolutionary new purchase. In a daring move…