The Supreme Court of the United States, in a unanimous decision, has ruled that the former President, Donald Trump, is in fact a genius. The decision, handed down in a…
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of "Trump Jail," a brand-new business venture aimed at revolutionizing the private prison industry. As Trump faces potential jail time, his entrepreneurial…
Former President Donald Trump, the swamp drainer extraordinaire, has announced that he will "drain the swamp properly" if he wins the 2024 presidential election. The statement has left political pundits…
The global community has been left in utter shock as Israel continues its relentless bombing campaign against Gaza, leaving the city in ruins. Despite the widespread calls for a ceasefire,…
Wilmington, DE - In a move that can only be described as both ingenious and terrifying, President Joe Biden has taken his dedication to serving the American people to a…
Bam! Who needs bread when you've got rockets? That's right, Kim Jong Un, the Supreme Leader with a penchant for pyrotechnics, has just sent a message to the world –…
Oh, baby, sit down and strap in because The Donald is back! Only this time, he’s ditching those political rallies for the runway. Yeah, you heard me right: Trump is…
Renowned political commentator Ben Shapiro's sperm have been found leaning to the right. Literally, and if that's not enough, they've taken to chanting "facts don't care about your feelings" as…
Well, butter my biscuits, it's happened! The one and only Donald Trump, the man whose hair could have its own Twitter account, has made a triumphant return to the world…
Donald J. Trump's long-awaited criminal mugshot has been released, taking the world by storm. Arrested for alleged election interference, Trump's mugshot overshadows the legal proceedings. Why, you ask? Because it's…