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If you've been anywhere near the music charts lately, you've probably noticed something strange: Lorna Shore keeps releasing the same song, over and over again. And no one seems to…

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Jan 2023

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Sure, Tim Henson is good at guitar, but can he parallel park this 18 wheeler truck?

The world is buzzing with the news of the latest internet sensation, Tim Henson, who has taken the world of guitar playing by storm. His virtuosity and technical skill on…

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Jan 2023

Opinion

If Nickelback Is Such a Terrible Band, Why Did They Invite Me to Their Birthday Party?

Ah, Nickelback. Love or hate them; it looks like they are here to stay. But why is that? We all know how awful their music is, but their career keeps…

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Jan 2023

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If Darkness Frontman Justin Hawkins truly believes in love like his lyrics suggest, why is he so against monogamy?

When Justin Hawkins, frontman of the British rock band Darkness, proclaimed that “love has no bounds” at a recent press event, many fans were shocked. After all, this is the…

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Jan 2023

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Michael Jackson; King of Pop or Coward of Guttural Vocals?

Michael Jackson was the undisputed King of Pop, but one thing he was never able to master was guttural vocals. This lack of ability to access the low register of…

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Jan 2023

Opinion

The Beatles Never Tuned Down to Drop F#, and That’s Why They Broke Up

Unsurprisingly, The Beatles were one of the most influential bands of all time. Admittedly, they didn't have much competition then, so people didn't know what good music was meant to…

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Jan 2023

Opinion

James Cameron Confirms Multiple Avatar Sequels: Is It Time for a Conservatorship?

James Cameron has lost the plot, stopping short of shaving off his hair to avoid drug testing. The director of Avatar has announced that there will be multiple Avatar sequels…

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Dec 2022

Opinion

Parents’ Divorce Makes Shopping Spree a Win-Win For Kids

It's the news no kid ever wants to hear: Mom and Dad are getting a divorce. But there is a silver lining, which might even make you smile. Your parents…

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Dec 2022

Opinion

The Band Ghost has been lying to you: they’re not really ghosts

It's been an open secret for years now. The Swedish heavy metal band Ghost is not actually comprised of ghosts, despite the band's best efforts to convince the world otherwise.…

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Dec 2022

Opinion

LMAO: How We Fooled Vegans Into Eating Real Meat By Starting a Fake Plant-Based Company

In a daring move, we have pulled off a feat that had been thought impossible - fooling vegans into eating real meat. After months of meticulous planning and preparation, we…