Opinion Archives

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Mar 2024

My Unbelievable Encounter with America’s Most Controversial Prostate ‘Doctor’: A Dark Alley Healthcare Revolution?

In the shadowy corners of America's healthcare debate, where the discussion often oscillates between the exorbitant cost of insurance and the inaccessibility of timely medical care, I found myself exploring…

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Feb 2024

Opinion

John Lennon’s Death Was a Blessing for the Music Industry

It has come to light that the late John Lennon's death may have inadvertently paved the way for a new era of musical brilliance. Although his untimely passing in 1980…

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Feb 2024

Opinion

OMG, I Did Cocaine With Lana Del Rey Last Night at This Super Cool LA Nightclub! But Did She Even Notice Me?

Last night, I found myself in the most unbelievable situation of my life: I did cocaine with the one and only Lana Del Rey at this popular LA nightclub that…

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Aug 2023

Opinion

Pushed Too Far: The Pusha T Incident That Has Everyone Asking, ‘Where’s the Respect for Grandma?’

Friends, readers, and rubber-ball enthusiasts gather 'round! It's high time we discuss the incident with the entire internet in stitches or stitches of outrage, depending on who you ask. Rap…

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Jun 2023

Opinion

Help! This Parrot I Adopted from an Animal Shelter Won’t Stop Singing Creed Songs

It was supposed to be an act of kindness: I adopted a parrot from an animal shelter. But I hadn't counted on the parrot's affinity for Creed songs. Now, all…

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May 2023

Opinion

OPINION: How Can a Band With the Word Dragons in Its Name Be So Terrible? Imagine Dragons We Need to Talk

It's a question that's been on the minds of music lovers everywhere: How can a band with the word dragons in its name be so terrible? The simple answer is,…

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May 2023

Opinion

Why Do Kings of Leon Refuse to Stop Making Songs About Fucking?

Ah, Kings of Leon. You salty dogs. You perverts. You'll write a song about getting your wick wet every chance you get. It's like you don't care if your fans…

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Apr 2023

Opinion

Are You Being Gaslit? Don’t Be Silly, It’s Probably Just Your Imagination

In today's day and age, it seems like the term "gaslighting" is being thrown around more and more. But don't be fooled by the hype. It's all in your head.…

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Apr 2023

Opinion

BATMAN: THE REAL VILLAIN OF GOTHAM CITY

Gotham City, we have a problem. And that problem is none other than the so-called "Dark Knight" himself, Batman. Yes, you read that correctly. The man dressed in a bat…

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Mar 2023

Opinion

Report: this child who wants to grow up to be in a successful band wouldn’t last one night in a tour van with 4 other dudes who haven’t showered in three days

In a shocking report released today, it has been revealed that a child who dreams of one day being a part of a successful band would not make it through…