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It was recently revealed that renowned pop star Justin Bieber had been secretly moonlighting as a professional jingle writer. The singer, who has long been a fixture of the music…

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Dec 2022

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Morrissey Announces new far right merchandise line

In a shocking turn of events, the beloved alternative rock icon Morrissey has announced the launch of his latest merchandise line, 'Morrissey and the Far Right'. The new line includes…

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Dec 2022

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Guy Fieri Announces New Metal Band and Tracklist For Self-titled Album

The world of heavy metal music was rocked today with the announcement that celebrity chef Guy Fieri is launching a metal band. The band, called “Flavor Town Metal”, is said…

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Dec 2022

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Karnivool Announces an Announcement About The Announcement for Their Upcoming Album Announcement

Karnivool fans rejoice! The Australian progressive rock band has announced an exciting new announcement that will have their die-hard fans frothing at the mouth like a sick dog after eating…

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Dec 2022

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Fred Durst Wants To Save Twitter Using “The power of nu-metal”

Fred Durst, world-renowned vocalist and frontman of the nu-metal band Limp Bizkit, has announced his latest venture: saving Twitter. The social media platform has been struggling recently, and Durst…

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Dec 2022

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Periphery Finally Reveals Details About Their Upcoming Album: Periphery V

In a long-awaited announcement, djent pioneers Periphery has finally revealed the release of their highly anticipated new album titled Periphery V - The Sound of a Million Guitars Tuning. According…

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Dec 2022

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Metallica Announces St Anger 2

In a shocking move, Metallica has announced the release of their highly anticipated album, St Anger 2, featuring even more snare drum than the original. According to the band's lead…

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Dec 2022

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Deathcore Band With Legible Logo Rejected by the Scene

A popular deathcore band has been rejected by the scene for its excessive use of legible font on its logo. The band, which cannot be named for legal reasons, had…

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Dec 2022

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Rage Against The Machine has been caught playing at a corporate gig

Rock band Rage Against The Machine, who has long been known for their politically-charged anthems and anti-establishment lyrics, have recently been seen raging for the machine after selling out. The…

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Dec 2022

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Dont F*#k With The Christmas Mafia

It's that time of year again, and all the Christmas music is flooding the airwaves. But there's two artists that's are making a list and checking it twice...Michael Buble and…