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Pop sensation Selena Gomez has caused uproar after she allegedly shouted "Free Palestine" during a live concert and announced her intentions to head to the Gaza frontlines to fight against…

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Mar 2024

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Local Man Discovers Shocking Reason Behind Daily Potato Deliveries: Limp Bizkit’s Wes Borland is Behind It All!

Local man Joe McGinty has uncovered the unsettling truth behind the mysterious potato deliveries he's been receiving at his doorstep every morning. According to Joe, it all started about a…

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Feb 2024

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Periphery’s Frontman Spencer Sotelo Loses His Mind and Gets Political at Concert

The progressive metal band Periphery has gone full MAGA, with frontman Spencer Sotelo ranting about "the wall" and illegals voting in the 2024 election during a disastrous concert. It all…

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Feb 2024

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Tom DeLonge’s Legs in Danger as Loan Sharks Close In On The Blink 182 Frontman

Tom DeLonge, the frontman of Blink 182, is in some seriously deep water. According to our sources, DeLonge owes a massive pile of money to a crew of ruthless, no-nonsense…

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Feb 2024

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Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n’ Roll: The Rolling Stones Get Kicked Off Flight for Wild Orgies

The iconic rock band, The Rolling Stones, faced an embarrassing situation yesterday when they were abruptly removed from a flight for allegedly attempting to have sexual intercourse with multiple passengers…

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Feb 2024

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Ronnie Radke Deletes Twitter: Has the Peeing Messiah Finally Had Enough?

Ronnie Radke, the "Peeing Messiah" and frontman of the alternative rock band Falling In Reverse, has taken his social media presence down a notch by deleting his Twitter account. This…

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Feb 2024

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Slipknot’s former drummer Jay Weinberg declares war on band, reveals devious plans for retribution

Former Slipknot drummer Jay Weinberg announced today that he will be focusing on his next venture: revenge. The musician, who was abruptly fired from the band recently via text message,…

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Feb 2024

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Parkway Drive Goes Full Yeehaw: Band Announces Country Album

In an unprecedented move that has left metalheads worldwide spitting their craft beers in disbelief, Parkway Drive, the Australian metalcore band known for their breakdowns and beachside bro-hangs, has announced…

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Feb 2024

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Rastafarian Street Vendor Sends Peter ‘Peetah’ Morgan to His Grave in Hotdog Heist Battle Royale

Peter "Peetah" Morgan, the charismatic lead singer of the critically acclaimed and Grammy-winning band Morgan Heritage, has passed away at the age of 46. Initial reports suggest that Morgan, who…

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Feb 2024

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“Bad Blood” Between Swift’s Dad and Photographer: A Story of Hatred and Violent Assault

Taylor Swift's dad was caught on camera assaulting a photographer in Australia, leaving the paparazzo's face as bruised and battered as the singer's heartbreak-fueled lyrics. Swift, who just completed her…