Life &amp; Style

U.S. Banks Topple Like Dominos: Savvy Investors Now Flocking to the Bank of Mattress for Unparalleled Financial Security

SLEEPY HOLLOW, USA – As U.S. banks continue to crumble under the weight of their fiscal irresponsibility, Americans everywhere seek safe havens for their hard-earned cash. Enter the Bank of…

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Woman Breaks Through Glass Ceiling With Refusal to Pay For Coffee

In a historic moment for women everywhere, one brave woman has broken through the glass ceiling, refusing to pay for her coffee. The unnamed woman, believed to be in her…

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It's a tough time to be Conor McGregor. The former UFC champion and notorious trash-talker has been on a downward spiral for months now, suffering one humiliating defeat after another.…

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Starbucks Customers Rejoice as Frog in Coffee Machine Boosts Flavor

In what constitutes many violations of the local health code, a frog somehow found its way into a Starbucks coffee machine and got trapped. But instead of causing an uproar,…

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Andrew Tate Let’s Us Down Again, Fails to Develop Lung Cancer

Fans of Andrew Tate were left disappointed yet again this week, as the controversial figure announced that he does not have lung cancer. Tate, who is known for his outlandish…

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Epstein’s Mysterious Little Black Book Leaked – You Won’t Believe What’s Inside!

The long-rumored "Little Black Book" belonging to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has been leaked - and the contents are unlike anything you've ever seen. Contrary…

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Harvey Weinstein Tells Us All About Relationships – and it’s Not Pretty!

In a surprising move, disgraced former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has taken it upon himself to offer his two cents on relationships - and it's not a pretty picture. The…

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God Unleashes Waves of Heat Across Australia to Punish Them for Their Sins

In a divine display of punishment, God has reportedly unleashed waves of record-breaking heat across Australia to punish the country for its collective sins. The heat, which has been described…

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