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McDonald's loyal customers were left in shock and dismayed today as the fast food giant announced that the creature from which the crucial ingredient of its beloved soft serve ice…

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May 2023

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Exhausted Soccer Mom Delivers Knockout Blow to Conor McGregor in Walmart Parking Lot Brawl

It was a typical Tuesday evening at the local Walmart parking lot when washed-up drunk and former UFC champion Conor McGregor met his match. The once-fearsome fighter was taken down…

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May 2023

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Shit Just Got Real: In-N-Out Burger Says ‘Fuck No’ to Fucking in the Restrooms

Straight from the grease-slicked heart of California, a travesty is unfolding. In-N-Out Burger, the fast food joint worshipped for its secret sauce and animal-style shenanigans, has just dropped a bombshell.…

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May 2023

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Kanye West’s Daring Move: Patents Revolutionary “Upside-Down Socks,” Fashion Industry Trembles

Los Angeles, CA - If there's ever one name that will shake the foundations of the fashion industry, it's none other than hip-hop maestro, part-time Sunday Service preacher, and residential…

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May 2023

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Gen Z’s Dairy Queen Tramp Stamp Obsession Conquers TikTok

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was ridiculous, brace yourself for the latest TikTok craze giving parents a meltdown. Gen Z has gone from licking…

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May 2023

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Krispy Kreme Unveils “Girthy Glazers”: Donuts with Slightly Bigger Holes for Men Who Boast Above Average Girth

Krispy Kreme has announced its latest and most risqué culinary creation: the "Girthy Glazer." These titillating new donuts cater specifically to men who possess "above average" girth, finally allowing them…

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May 2023

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Sara Lee Desserts CEO Sends Unionizing Employees to “Sweet Retreats” for a Taste of Hard Labor

The CEO of Sara Lee Desserts, Chadwick "Sweet Tooth" Thompson, has announced that any employees caught attempting to unionize will be promptly escorted to exclusive "Sweet Retreats" – a euphemism…

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May 2023

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Local Pizza Restaurant Goes Bankrupt After Anthony Fantano Gives It a One Star Yelp Review

It's official: Anthony Fantano's music reviews have officially gone from the web to the real world. In a bizarre twist of fate, a small, local pizza restaurant that had been…

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May 2023

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Heartwarming: Arsonist Loves Keeping the Local Fire Department Busy

John Smith had a unique hobby. He loved setting fires. Not just any kind of fire, either. He particularly enjoyed setting warehouse fires. The thrill of the flames, the heat…

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May 2023

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Taco Bell Hires Jared Fogle to Tap into Lucrative Prison Market

The fast-food giant Taco Bell has announced they are hiring convicted child molester and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle as their new Director of Prison Marketing. "We realized that the…