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Music
Tom DeLonge’s Legs in Danger as Loan Sharks Close In On The Blink 182 Frontman
Tom DeLonge, the frontman of Blink 182, is in some seriously deep water. According to our sources, DeLonge owes a massive pile of money…
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Music
Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n’ Roll: The Rolling Stones Get Kicked Off Flight for Wild Orgies
The iconic rock band, The Rolling Stones, faced an embarrassing situation yesterday when they were abruptly removed from a flight for allegedly attempting to…
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Science & Technology
Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates Announce Groundbreaking Partnership to Unleash ‘COVID-24’
The world’s most beloved and huggable villain, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has joined forces with the Zuckerberg of the nerdosphere, Bill Gates, to unveil their…
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Music
Ronnie Radke Deletes Twitter: Has the Peeing Messiah Finally Had Enough?
Ronnie Radke, the “Peeing Messiah” and frontman of the alternative rock band Falling In Reverse, has taken his social media presence down a notch…
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Music
Slipknot’s former drummer Jay Weinberg declares war on band, reveals devious plans for retribution
Former Slipknot drummer Jay Weinberg announced today that he will be focusing on his next venture: revenge. The musician, who was abruptly fired from…
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Politics
Donald Trump Announces Plan to Build World’s Largest Swamp-Pumping Station
Former President Donald Trump, the swamp drainer extraordinaire, has announced that he will “drain the swamp properly” if he wins the 2024 presidential election.…
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Music
Parkway Drive Goes Full Yeehaw: Band Announces Country Album
In an unprecedented move that has left metalheads worldwide spitting their craft beers in disbelief, Parkway Drive, the Australian metalcore band known for their…
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Entertainment
ALEC BALDWIN’S PATHETIC DEFENSE IN RUST SHOOTING DEATH TRIAL: “I PULLED THE TRIGGER? NO FUCKING WAY!
In a move that has left the legal community shaking their heads in disbelief, Alec Baldwin’s defense strategy for his upcoming involuntary manslaughter trial…
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Politics
President Biden Announces Plans to Drop Nukes on Both Israel and Palestine
The global community has been left in utter shock as Israel continues its relentless bombing campaign against Gaza, leaving the city in ruins. Despite…
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Music
Rastafarian Street Vendor Sends Peter ‘Peetah’ Morgan to His Grave in Hotdog Heist Battle Royale
Peter “Peetah” Morgan, the charismatic lead singer of the critically acclaimed and Grammy-winning band Morgan Heritage, has passed away at the age of 46.…
