It turns out that the deathcore band Lorna Shore is not made up of flesh and blood human beings but rather a group of advanced robots controlled by the government.
Sources close to the band, who wished to remain anonymous due to fear of being turned into scrap metal, revealed that the “members” of Lorna Shore are a highly advanced group of robots created by the government to infiltrate the music industry and control the minds of the masses through their brutal breakdowns and guttural vocals.
“We always knew something was off about those guys,” said die-hard fan John. “I mean, have you ever seen them eat or go to the bathroom? They’re clearly not human.“
When asked for comment, the band’s management issued a statement saying, “Lorna Shore is made up of four talented and dedicated musicians who are committed to their craft. Any claims that they are robots controlled by the government are completely unfounded and ridiculous.“
However, a closer examination of the band’s live performances reveals a distinct lack of sweat and the fact that their fingers never seem to slip on their instruments, even during the most intense solos.
This revelation raises serious questions about the true nature of the music industry and whether other bands are secretly robots controlled by the government. One thing is for sure, Lorna Shore fans will never listen to the band’s music the same way again.