Dallas, TX – In what can only be described as the musical equivalent of a fish out of water, Tim Henson, the renowned guitarist from the progressive metal band Polyphia, has announced a groundbreaking collaboration with the esteemed Fishman Pickups. This partnership aims to create the ultimate underwater-inspired guitar pickups, promising to hook every listener with its fin-tastic sound.
When asked about the inspiration behind this collaboration, Tim Henson reportedly said, “I was just trying to find a way to scale up my guitar sound, and Fishman Pickups seemed like the perfect catch!” Henson’s fascination with aquatic life apparently began after binge-watching Shark Week, and he has since been determined to merge his two passions: marine biology and making music that shreds harder than a great white on a surfboard.
The new line of Fishman pickups, aptly named “Tim Henson’s Aquatic Adventures,” boasts features that are sure to make waves in the guitar world. Each pickup comes encased in a waterproof shell made of recycled fishing nets, ensuring that your guitar is safe to play during your next underwater gig. Additionally, the pickups have been designed to produce a unique “underwater echo” effect, giving your solos the distinct sound of a dolphin’s mating call.
In an exclusive interview, Larry Fishman, the founder of Fishman Pickups, shared some insights into this unlikely partnership: “We’re always looking to push the boundaries of what our pickups can do. When Tim approached us with the idea to create a marine-inspired pickup, we thought, ‘Why not? Let’s sea what happens!‘”
As part of their marketing campaign, Fishman and Henson have also announced a limited edition, seaweed-green Polyphia signature guitar, complete with a built-in fish tank in the body. This innovative design allows musicians to bring their pet fish on tour, providing much-needed emotional support during those long nights on the road.
Early reviews from guitar enthusiasts have been mixed, with some praising the innovative approach to guitar design and others expressing concerns about the potential for electric shocks during live performances. Nonetheless, pre-orders for the Aquatic Adventures pickups and seaweed-green guitar have already sold out, proving once again that the world is more than ready to embrace the absurd.
In a recent tweet, Henson hinted at the possibility of a Polyphia concept album centered around oceanic themes, further fueling speculation about the band’s newfound aquatic obsession. Fans are already speculating that the album will feature guest appearances from the likes of Aquaman, the Little Mermaid, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Will Tim Henson’s Aquatic Adventures pickups sink or swim in the competitive world of guitar gear? Only time will tell. But one thing is for certain: with this fishy collaboration, Henson and Fishman have definitely made a splash that won’t be forgotten anytime soon.
