Elon Musk Offers to Build China a Spy Weather Balloon So Good, They Can Call It a ‘Weather Balloon’ With a Straight Face

In a bold move, billionaire and tech mogul Elon Musk has offered to build the Chinese Communist Party a weather balloon that is faster, newer, and more efficient than any they have ever seen. The offer comes after the recent controversy surrounding the US military shooting down a Chinese spy balloon, causing international outrage and…

ByAccomplished Author6 February 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Wow! We Let Elon Musk Drill a 4mm Hole into Our Skull and Now We Have a Headache

At Vanflip, we are always on the lookout for the latest trends and technological advancements, even if they sound like a terrible idea. So when Elon Musk announced that his latest creation, Neuralink, would be performing live brain-implant surgeries, we were the first in line to sign up. And boy, were we in for a…

ByAccomplished Author1 February 20230Comments

Life & Style

Elon Musk Shocked to Discover He Has a Lot in Common with Average Joe

Billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, Elon Musk, announced that he, too had to scrape together billions of dollars and take out high-interest loans with banks to purchase Twitter. "I know, it's crazy," said Musk in a recent interview. "I always thought of myself as different from the average person, but it turns…

ByAccomplished Author28 January 20230Comments

Science & Technology

#MountainDewTime: Elon Musk’s 10 Radical Twitter Policy Changes and What They Mean for You

Twitter users everywhere have been buzzing with the news that tech tycoon Elon Musk is shaking things up with 10 new policy changes to the platform. From tighter restrictions on certain content to the introduction of the hashtag "#MountainDewTime", here's what you need to know about Musk's new rules and how they will affect…

ByAccomplished Author24 January 20230Comments

Music

Elon Musk calls out Lorna Shore fans on Twitter

Tech mogul Elon Musk has called out fans of deathcore band Lorna Shore for their lack of vocal criticism over the group's recent decision to allow vocalist Will Ramos to use autotune. In a tweet, Musk said: "Lorna Shore fans, why aren't you speaking up against Will Ramos' use of autotune? You should demand more…

ByAccomplished Author28 December 20220Comments