Rockstar Games, the developers of the world-famous Grand Theft Auto franchise, have just announced their newest title in the series, Grand Theft Auto 6. In a daring move, the developers…
It's time to face the facts: guitar amplifiers are for losers. I know, I know, they've been a staple in the music industry for decades. But it's time to move…
In a desperate attempt to hide the truth from their fans, metal bands worldwide have begun to utilize virtual reality (VR) headsets to cover up the fact they're running sweatshops.…
Local Flint, Michigan man Bob Smith was punched in the mouth by the lead vocalist of a controversial local metal band and lost three teeth.
But according to Smith, it…
Ah, Uncle Billy. Always one for the classics!
You were expecting a classic from Nirvana or Led Zeppelin, but Uncle Billy has something else in mind. He wants to take…
Broken Hearts and Wrist Marks have just announced the release of their heaviest album yet. The album, titled 'Hyper-Gravitational', is said to be so heavy that it could turn a…
Tech mogul Elon Musk has called out fans of deathcore band Lorna Shore for their lack of vocal criticism over the group's recent decision to allow vocalist Will Ramos to…
It was recently revealed that renowned pop star Justin Bieber had been secretly moonlighting as a professional jingle writer. The singer, who has long been a fixture of the music…
In a shocking turn of events, the beloved alternative rock icon Morrissey has announced the launch of his latest merchandise line, 'Morrissey and the Far Right'.
The new line includes…
The world of heavy metal music was rocked today with the announcement that celebrity chef Guy Fieri is launching a metal band. The band, called “Flavor Town Metal”, is said…
