In an earth-shattering revelation that has sent shockwaves through the very foundation of the music industry, Katy Perry, the pop diva known for her anthems of teenage dreams and candy-coated…
CLEVELAND, OH - Grammy-winning rapper and occasional actor Kid Cudi has taken an unexpected detour from his music career, revealing his latest venture: a line of condoms named "Scum Bags".…
Grammy-winning producer and songwriter Jack Antonoff has been caught simping for pop icon Taylor Swift like a dog in heat. Sources close to the pair have revealed that Antonoff has…
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of "Trump Jail," a brand-new business venture aimed at revolutionizing the private prison industry. As Trump faces potential jail time, his entrepreneurial…
Notorious musician Marilyn Manson has come forward with a startling revelation about his anatomy. During a recent interview, the self-proclaimed "Antichrist Superstar" confirmed long-standing rumors that he had one of…
It has been alleged that KFC, the fast-food chain known for its delicious fried chicken, may have orchestrated the death of wealthy pedophile Jeffrey Epstein in order to protect the…
A local man, known only as Tim, has decided to take matters into his own hands by burning down a warehouse full of paper towels. Apparently, Tim has been hearing…
Pop sensation Selena Gomez has caused uproar after she allegedly shouted "Free Palestine" during a live concert and announced her intentions to head to the Gaza frontlines to fight against…
Last night, I found myself in the midst of a chaotic and intoxicated adventure with none other than comedian Bert Kreischer. I was there, witnessing firsthand as the self-proclaimed "Party…
In the shadowy corners of America's healthcare debate, where the discussion often oscillates between the exorbitant cost of insurance and the inaccessibility of timely medical care, I found myself exploring…
