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The cost of gasoline is a hot-button issue for many Americans. With prices fluctuating wildly, it's easy to blame the oil companies for the high prices at the pump. But…

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Jan 2023

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Lamb of God Unleashes Wrath of Baa-dassery Upon Unsuspecting Fans

Fans of the heavy metal band Lamb of God have been left in a state of shock following their latest show. Reports of the band’s performance have left fans describing…

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Jan 2023

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Noel and Liam Gallagher Are Setting Aside Their Differences to Help the Local Area Predator Lure Unsuspecting Victims Into a White Van

Liam and Noel Gallagher, two brothers forever at odds, have put their differences aside to help the local area predator lure unsuspecting victims in a white van. The two brothers,…

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Jan 2023

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Kids Revert to Prehistoric Times After Listening to CDs

In today's digital age, it can be hard to imagine that a simple CD could profoundly affect people. But a group of researchers at a small university in the Midwest…

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Jan 2023

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Cult Initiation Through the Mail: Welcome to Doomsday Music

We've all heard about those strange cults that make their members wear strange robes and dance around campfires chanting strange incantations. But who knew that you could become a member…

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Jan 2023

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Foo Fighters Reveal New Drummer Replacing the Late Taylor Hawkins

The Foo Fighters announced that they have found their new drummer in the unlikeliest of places: Sesame Street. And a well-known, highly proficient drummer muppet: Animal. The band made the…

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Jan 2023

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Wow! Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers Just Jump Started a Car with His Nipples

In a stunning display of raw power and unbridled rock and roll energy, Anthony Kiedis, lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, shocked the nation yesterday by jump-starting a…

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Jan 2023

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Metallica Frontman James Hetfield Warns of Social Media Impostors: Or Is That Something an Impostor Would Want Us to Think?

Metallica frontman James Hetfield has issued an urgent warning to fans about the proliferation of imposter accounts on social media, claiming that "at least 87%" of Hetfield's on Twitter and…

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Jan 2023

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Suicide Silence Announces New Album ‘Silent No More’: Band Set to Break World Record for Loudest Silence

In a shocking turn of events, heavy metal band Suicide Silence has announced their newest album, "Silent No More." Fans of the band were taken aback by the announcement, as…

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Jan 2023

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Fantastic News: Toaster and Daft Punk Collaborate on #1 Hit Song of 2023

In a surprising turn of events, the beloved French electronic music duo Daft Punk and a sentient toaster named Billy have released the song of the year: "Toastin' the Night…